Lefty Power 123's definitions
Stands for "Person Important Very". Nothing naughty!
It's a highly elite club you have to spend £1000 a month for. Just don't go advertising it in an actual casino or you'll get kicked out with taco laugh inducingly hilarious results.
It's a highly elite club you have to spend £1000 a month for. Just don't go advertising it in an actual casino or you'll get kicked out with taco laugh inducingly hilarious results.
"Join the PIV!"
by Lefty Power 123 October 13, 2021
Get the PIVmug. When you and a mate become close enough that you can gratuitously call each other a cunt as a joke, and neither of you are offended in the slightest.
Me: Sup my favorite cunt in the world!
Friend: Oh hey, how was your day you daft cunt?
Me: It was long you absolute cunt!
Friend: We don't call each other cunts very often, do we you cunt?
Me: Haha we broke the cunt barrier 2 years ago you colossal cunt :)
Friend: Oh hey, how was your day you daft cunt?
Me: It was long you absolute cunt!
Friend: We don't call each other cunts very often, do we you cunt?
Me: Haha we broke the cunt barrier 2 years ago you colossal cunt :)
by Lefty Power 123 September 12, 2020
Get the Cunt Barriermug. The short-lived bout of flu-like side effects some people get shortly after having the AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine.
Symptoms include a fever (of up to 102 degrees), feeling ill, chills, muscle aches, headaches... basically all the flu symptoms. In addition, you may get a raised lump at the jab site. Thankfully, they typically resolve fully within 48 hours, and are a sign your immune system is responding to the vaccine.
Symptoms include a fever (of up to 102 degrees), feeling ill, chills, muscle aches, headaches... basically all the flu symptoms. In addition, you may get a raised lump at the jab site. Thankfully, they typically resolve fully within 48 hours, and are a sign your immune system is responding to the vaccine.
"Getting actual COVID-19 is a lot worse than AstraZeneca-itis, so do not skip out on the jab if you're offered it!"
by Lefty Power 123 March 24, 2021
Get the AstraZeneca-itismug. *Drops the printer, printer inevitably lands on foot*
Me: ARRGGHHH THAT'S THE FIFTH THING TO LAND ON MY FUCKING FOOT TODAY!
Me: ARRGGHHH THAT'S THE FIFTH THING TO LAND ON MY FUCKING FOOT TODAY!
by Lefty Power 123 December 30, 2022
Get the Footmug. A small frog-shaped chocolate bar introduced to the United Kingdom in the 1990s.
This chocolate bar famously taught kids everything they need to know about inflation. Anyone born before 2000 may just about recall Freddos always cost 10p. The price was displayed brightly in big letters on the package. You'd always see them in the sweet section of any shop and try and find a loose 10p in your pocket to get your hands on 15 grams of chocolate.
But then all of a sudden, that big bold "10p" suddenly displayed "12p". And then it was 15p. Then 17p. Then 20p. 25p! 30p! Every time that big bold number increased, a part of your soul died and there was mass hysteria all over the internet.
What gives?! Has the chocolate mine started to run out of chocolate? Have aliens come to Earth and started stealing all the Freddos and they're in short supply?
Nope, you were just experiencing inflation. Through a tiny chocolate bar.
This chocolate bar famously taught kids everything they need to know about inflation. Anyone born before 2000 may just about recall Freddos always cost 10p. The price was displayed brightly in big letters on the package. You'd always see them in the sweet section of any shop and try and find a loose 10p in your pocket to get your hands on 15 grams of chocolate.
But then all of a sudden, that big bold "10p" suddenly displayed "12p". And then it was 15p. Then 17p. Then 20p. 25p! 30p! Every time that big bold number increased, a part of your soul died and there was mass hysteria all over the internet.
What gives?! Has the chocolate mine started to run out of chocolate? Have aliens come to Earth and started stealing all the Freddos and they're in short supply?
Nope, you were just experiencing inflation. Through a tiny chocolate bar.
Kid: Daddy what does inflation mean?
Dad: You know how Freddo bars used to be 10p, then they went up to 12p, then 15p, then 17p, then 20p, then 25p, then 30p?
Kid: Ah I get it now.
Dad: You know how Freddo bars used to be 10p, then they went up to 12p, then 15p, then 17p, then 20p, then 25p, then 30p?
Kid: Ah I get it now.
by Lefty Power 123 March 26, 2021
Get the Freddomug. A word an incel uses to describe someone that gets regular sex, or has no problem getting laid at clubs, or is in a happy relationship with a significant other. Usually used bitterly by 20+ year old virgins, whose friends (if they have any) all have significant others. Also often used in various incel societies (such as the ForeverAlone subreddit).
Since they are incels, they believe they cannot get laid for the life of them, meanwhile everyone they know or see seems to be in a relationship, so incels often have the "Me vs. Normies (the world)" mentality.
Since they are incels, they believe they cannot get laid for the life of them, meanwhile everyone they know or see seems to be in a relationship, so incels often have the "Me vs. Normies (the world)" mentality.
26-year-old kissless virgin: Ugh I hate going to the store. I have to witness all the normies kissing their significant others.
28-year-old kissless virgin: All my 2 friends are normies and they don't understand how hard it is to be a kissless virgin at my age and they'll never understand cuz they're normies!
28-year-old kissless virgin: All my 2 friends are normies and they don't understand how hard it is to be a kissless virgin at my age and they'll never understand cuz they're normies!
by Lefty Power 123 February 23, 2018
Get the Normiemug. A heavily-distorted unknown song, thought to originate from the 90s, that is supposedly recorded from a heavily damaged cassette tape. The origins are totally unknown, and are possibly just a recording of a local band jamming. The sound is far too distorted to make out any lyrics. The highly distorted sound, frequent glitches and mystery around the song make listening to the recording an incredibly creepy and unpleasant experience.
The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet: I am the most mysterious song on the Internet!
Lostwave August 2019: Am I a joke to you?
Lostwave August 2019: Am I a joke to you?
by Lefty Power 123 March 11, 2021
Get the Lostwave August 2019mug.