Definitions by Lefty Power 123
Bisexual Awakening
When an individual, who has always thought or assumed they're straight, suddenly develops a huge crush on someone of the same gender. This makes the individual wonder if they are actually bisexual, rather than straight. As the same-sex crushes persist (as well as opposite-sex crushes), they realize in time that they have had their bisexual awakening, and are indeed a bisexual.
"It's weird... I've always only ever liked girls... but now I have the biggest crush on Matt! I want him, I want nobody but him! I've never felt this way before!! I... think I've had my bisexual awakening!!"
Bisexual Awakening by Lefty Power 123 May 1, 2020
Cyan
An amazing colour that is made by mixing blue and green light equally. It is the colour of shallow tropical water, or glacial ice. Sadly, the dogshit education system does not include this term, so to 99.99% of the population, this colour is simply termed "blue". Even though it's a vastly different hue. Even trained artists don't know the difference between cyan and blue, as they insist on using the red-yellow-blue colour model which is super outdated.
Average person who doesn't know what cyan is: Wow that's a lovely shade of light blue!
Person who has made the smart move of incorporating cyan into their vocab: Cyan! It's CYAN!
Average person who doesn't know what cyan is: It's blue you fucking pedant.
Person who has made the smart move of incorporating cyan into their vocab: Cyan! It's CYAN!
Average person who doesn't know what cyan is: It's blue you fucking pedant.
Cyan by Lefty Power 123 March 28, 2020
Backseat Moderator
A user on a chatroom or forum who, for whatever reason, decides they're a moderator or admin, even though they're not. These users will yell and scream at other users who they believe are breaking rules, telling them not to break said rules. They will often call on the real moderators and tell them how to deal with the supposed rulebreaker. These users are probably 10-15 years old and have a bit of a superiority complex.
These users think they mean well, but are actually just a giant pain in the ass and act as though the real moderators are incompetent. This often involves freaking the fuck out over the SLIGHTEST breach of the rules - or often when there is NO breach of the rules.
Often, the user is simply trying to get promoted to being an actual moderator. But what happens 99.9% of the time is that they get banned themselves. What is 110% certain, however, is that this user will NOT be promoted.
These users think they mean well, but are actually just a giant pain in the ass and act as though the real moderators are incompetent. This often involves freaking the fuck out over the SLIGHTEST breach of the rules - or often when there is NO breach of the rules.
Often, the user is simply trying to get promoted to being an actual moderator. But what happens 99.9% of the time is that they get banned themselves. What is 110% certain, however, is that this user will NOT be promoted.
User on chatroom: Oh shit
Backseat Moderator: NO CUSSING!!! MODS, BAN THIS FOOL!!! BAN HIM!!! HE CUSSED!!!!!
Real Moderator: Cussing is allowed on this chatroom, dipshit.
(Backseat Moderator has been banned by Real Moderator for being a giant pain in the ass)
Backseat Moderator: NO CUSSING!!! MODS, BAN THIS FOOL!!! BAN HIM!!! HE CUSSED!!!!!
Real Moderator: Cussing is allowed on this chatroom, dipshit.
(Backseat Moderator has been banned by Real Moderator for being a giant pain in the ass)
Backseat Moderator by Lefty Power 123 December 17, 2019
Forever Alone
The subreddit that all the incels flocked to after their own subreddit was closed down for being too toxic EVEN FOR REDDIT.
TOO TOXIC for REDDIT. That's a fucking achievement.
TOO TOXIC for REDDIT. That's a fucking achievement.
Forever Alone by Lefty Power 123 December 4, 2019
Hellgraine
I woke up with a migraine and it only got worse throughout the day. Now I can't sleep thanks to this hellgraine.
Hellgraine by Lefty Power 123 August 4, 2019
Taco Laugh
When one laughs so hard that their mouth goes very wide open and the corners of their lips become highly rounded - so that when viewed side-on, their lips literally take the shape of a taco shell.
If you manage to get a side-on image of your friends taco laughing, it is guaranteed to become a crowning meme in the group.
If you manage to get a side-on image of your friends taco laughing, it is guaranteed to become a crowning meme in the group.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!
Friend: OMG HAHHAHAHAHAHA -Taco Laughs-
Me: -Takes picture, posts it on group chat-
Friend: Oh no did you take a picture of me taco laughing?
Me: Yeah I took a picture of you taco laughing!
Friend: Ugh my mouth is in the shape of a taco in this image!
Me: Yup, that's why it's called the taco laugh!!!
Friend: I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!
Friend: OMG HAHHAHAHAHAHA -Taco Laughs-
Me: -Takes picture, posts it on group chat-
Friend: Oh no did you take a picture of me taco laughing?
Me: Yeah I took a picture of you taco laughing!
Friend: Ugh my mouth is in the shape of a taco in this image!
Me: Yup, that's why it's called the taco laugh!!!
Taco Laugh by Lefty Power 123 July 7, 2019
Having a mare
Having a nightmare but in the day, so it's just a mare since it's in the day.
Basically, another way of saying you're having a living nightmare, ie you're in a really shitty situation.
Basically, another way of saying you're having a living nightmare, ie you're in a really shitty situation.
Today's been AWFUL. I thought my English Literature exam was in the afternoon, but it was actually in the morning. I missed the exam, and now I've been told I've been held back. It's like all my exam-anxiety nightmares came true! I'm truly having a mare!
Having a mare by Lefty Power 123 September 6, 2018