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Taco Laugh

When one laughs so hard that their mouth goes very wide open and the corners of their lips become highly rounded - so that when viewed side-on, their lips literally take the shape of a taco shell.

If you manage to get a side-on image of your friends taco laughing, it is guaranteed to become a crowning meme in the group.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!
Friend: OMG HAHHAHAHAHAHA -Taco Laughs-
Me: -Takes picture, posts it on group chat-
Friend: Oh no did you take a picture of me taco laughing?
Me: Yeah I took a picture of you taco laughing!
Friend: Ugh my mouth is in the shape of a taco in this image!
Me: Yup, that's why it's called the taco laugh!!!
by Lefty Power 123 July 7, 2019
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Hypochondriasis

The one and only disease a hypochondriac DOESN'T think they have.
Me: Ugh man I have a headache... I think I might have an aneurysm that's about to burst! Or maybe brain cancer!
Friend: All that is very unlikely, but what you do have is hypochondriasis.
Me: NO, I'M TELLING YOU, I HAVE ALL THE SYMPTOMS OF AN ANEURYSM, AND MOST OF THE SYMPTOMS OF BRAIN CANCER!!
by Lefty Power 123 May 21, 2021
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gr8 m8 i r8 8/8

Let's face it. Anyone over the age of 12 who says this is just doing so to take the piss out of anyone younger than 12 who says it.
(20 year old peer reviews a mate's coursework due in the next morning.)
Mate: But... all you've done is the title! Where's the rest of it??
Student: Uhh...
Mate: That's all you've done isn't it? Wow... Gr8 m8 i r8 8/8
Student: Did you just say that thing 12 year olds on X-box live say?
Mate: Yeah, cuz my 12-year-old cousin says it all the time, which is why I said it in his voice. Also you're royally fucked, mate. That coursework took me 150 hours.
by Lefty Power 123 March 28, 2017
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Cyan

An amazing colour that is made by mixing blue and green light equally. It is the colour of shallow tropical water, or glacial ice. Sadly, the dogshit education system does not include this term, so to 99.99% of the population, this colour is simply termed "blue". Even though it's a vastly different hue. Even trained artists don't know the difference between cyan and blue, as they insist on using the red-yellow-blue colour model which is super outdated.
Average person who doesn't know what cyan is: Wow that's a lovely shade of light blue!
Person who has made the smart move of incorporating cyan into their vocab: Cyan! It's CYAN!
Average person who doesn't know what cyan is: It's blue you fucking pedant.
by Lefty Power 123 March 28, 2020
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PIV

Stands for "Person Important Very". Nothing naughty!

It's a highly elite club you have to spend £1000 a month for. Just don't go advertising it in an actual casino or you'll get kicked out with taco laugh inducingly hilarious results.
"Join the PIV!"
by Lefty Power 123 October 13, 2021
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Bisexual Awakening

When an individual, who has always thought or assumed they're straight, suddenly develops a huge crush on someone of the same gender. This makes the individual wonder if they are actually bisexual, rather than straight. As the same-sex crushes persist (as well as opposite-sex crushes), they realize in time that they have had their bisexual awakening, and are indeed a bisexual.
"It's weird... I've always only ever liked girls... but now I have the biggest crush on Matt! I want him, I want nobody but him! I've never felt this way before!! I... think I've had my bisexual awakening!!"
by Lefty Power 123 May 1, 2020
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Quettapenis

A word that, as of late 2022 when quetta became the official prefix for 10^30, nerds can use to say how massive their member is. 1000 times larger than a ronnapenis, and a million times larger than the yottapenis. A yottapenis is in turn 1000000000000000000000000 times larger than the regular penis.

As you can imagine, the quettapenis is an absolute MONSTER.

Its antonym is the quectopenis (10^-30).
Me: I have a quettapenis!
Mate: Nah, you have a quectopenis.
by Lefty Power 123 December 22, 2022
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