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Freddo

A small frog-shaped chocolate bar introduced to the United Kingdom in the 1990s.

This chocolate bar famously taught kids everything they need to know about inflation. Anyone born before 2000 may just about recall Freddos always cost 10p. The price was displayed brightly in big letters on the package. You'd always see them in the sweet section of any shop and try and find a loose 10p in your pocket to get your hands on 15 grams of chocolate.

But then all of a sudden, that big bold "10p" suddenly displayed "12p". And then it was 15p. Then 17p. Then 20p. 25p! 30p! Every time that big bold number increased, a part of your soul died and there was mass hysteria all over the internet.

What gives?! Has the chocolate mine started to run out of chocolate? Have aliens come to Earth and started stealing all the Freddos and they're in short supply?

Nope, you were just experiencing inflation. Through a tiny chocolate bar.
Kid: Daddy what does inflation mean?
Dad: You know how Freddo bars used to be 10p, then they went up to 12p, then 15p, then 17p, then 20p, then 25p, then 30p?
Kid: Ah I get it now.
by Lefty Power 123 March 26, 2021
mugGet the Freddomug.

Snowed Off

When an event is cancelled because of snow. Typically used in British English.
"The party tonight has been snowed off I'm afraid :("
by Lefty Power 123 November 28, 2021
mugGet the Snowed Offmug.

Having a mare

Having a nightmare but in the day, so it's just a mare since it's in the day.

Basically, another way of saying you're having a living nightmare, ie you're in a really shitty situation.
Today's been AWFUL. I thought my English Literature exam was in the afternoon, but it was actually in the morning. I missed the exam, and now I've been told I've been held back. It's like all my exam-anxiety nightmares came true! I'm truly having a mare!
by Lefty Power 123 September 6, 2018
mugGet the Having a maremug.

Hypochondriasis

The one and only disease a hypochondriac DOESN'T think they have.
Me: Ugh man I have a headache... I think I might have an aneurysm that's about to burst! Or maybe brain cancer!
Friend: All that is very unlikely, but what you do have is hypochondriasis.
Me: NO, I'M TELLING YOU, I HAVE ALL THE SYMPTOMS OF AN ANEURYSM, AND MOST OF THE SYMPTOMS OF BRAIN CANCER!!
by Lefty Power 123 May 21, 2021
mugGet the Hypochondriasismug.

gr8 m8 i r8 8/8

Let's face it. Anyone over the age of 12 who says this is just doing so to take the piss out of anyone younger than 12 who says it.
(20 year old peer reviews a mate's coursework due in the next morning.)
Mate: But... all you've done is the title! Where's the rest of it??
Student: Uhh...
Mate: That's all you've done isn't it? Wow... Gr8 m8 i r8 8/8
Student: Did you just say that thing 12 year olds on X-box live say?
Mate: Yeah, cuz my 12-year-old cousin says it all the time, which is why I said it in his voice. Also you're royally fucked, mate. That coursework took me 150 hours.
by Lefty Power 123 March 28, 2017
mugGet the gr8 m8 i r8 8/8mug.

Lostwave August 2019

A heavily-distorted unknown song, thought to originate from the 90s, that is supposedly recorded from a heavily damaged cassette tape. The origins are totally unknown, and are possibly just a recording of a local band jamming. The sound is far too distorted to make out any lyrics. The highly distorted sound, frequent glitches and mystery around the song make listening to the recording an incredibly creepy and unpleasant experience.
The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet: I am the most mysterious song on the Internet!
Lostwave August 2019: Am I a joke to you?
by Lefty Power 123 March 11, 2021
mugGet the Lostwave August 2019mug.

Normie

A word an incel uses to describe someone that gets regular sex, or has no problem getting laid at clubs, or is in a happy relationship with a significant other. Usually used bitterly by 20+ year old virgins, whose friends (if they have any) all have significant others. Also often used in various incel societies (such as the ForeverAlone subreddit).

Since they are incels, they believe they cannot get laid for the life of them, meanwhile everyone they know or see seems to be in a relationship, so incels often have the "Me vs. Normies (the world)" mentality.
26-year-old kissless virgin: Ugh I hate going to the store. I have to witness all the normies kissing their significant others.
28-year-old kissless virgin: All my 2 friends are normies and they don't understand how hard it is to be a kissless virgin at my age and they'll never understand cuz they're normies!
by Lefty Power 123 February 23, 2018
mugGet the Normiemug.

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