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Hypochondriasis

The one and only disease a hypochondriac DOESN'T think they have.
Me: Ugh man I have a headache... I think I might have an aneurysm that's about to burst! Or maybe brain cancer!
Friend: All that is very unlikely, but what you do have is hypochondriasis.
Me: NO, I'M TELLING YOU, I HAVE ALL THE SYMPTOMS OF AN ANEURYSM, AND MOST OF THE SYMPTOMS OF BRAIN CANCER!!
by Lefty Power 123 May 21, 2021
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gr8 m8 i r8 8/8

Let's face it. Anyone over the age of 12 who says this is just doing so to take the piss out of anyone younger than 12 who says it.
(20 year old peer reviews a mate's coursework due in the next morning.)
Mate: But... all you've done is the title! Where's the rest of it??
Student: Uhh...
Mate: That's all you've done isn't it? Wow... Gr8 m8 i r8 8/8
Student: Did you just say that thing 12 year olds on X-box live say?
Mate: Yeah, cuz my 12-year-old cousin says it all the time, which is why I said it in his voice. Also you're royally fucked, mate. That coursework took me 150 hours.
by Lefty Power 123 March 28, 2017
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Clockman

A piece of missing media you consumed when you were very young, was extremely memorable and has left a lasting impression on you, but you cannot find it now no matter how much googling and asking people you do. You've tried for literally years and years, if not decades, to find this media, but you've not been able to find it at all.

The name of this phenomenon is inspired from one of the most high-profile searches for lost media throughout many years in the 2010s, when a man on a forum posted that for 28 years, he'd been looking for a short film, the "Clockman", he'd seen when he was 4 that he found to be extremely scary but had never been able to find or see again since. The search for the Clockman film gained traction and soon had hundreds, if not thousands, searching for it. After many years of searching and hundreds of dead leads, the film was finally found in late 2017.
"This story of two kids going really far underground I read when I was 5... I've never forgotten it, I've been looking for it for 20 years, I've never found it. It's my Clockman.
by Lefty Power 123 May 21, 2021
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Cyan

An amazing colour that is made by mixing blue and green light equally. It is the colour of shallow tropical water, or glacial ice. Sadly, the dogshit education system does not include this term, so to 99.99% of the population, this colour is simply termed "blue". Even though it's a vastly different hue. Even trained artists don't know the difference between cyan and blue, as they insist on using the red-yellow-blue colour model which is super outdated.
Average person who doesn't know what cyan is: Wow that's a lovely shade of light blue!
Person who has made the smart move of incorporating cyan into their vocab: Cyan! It's CYAN!
Average person who doesn't know what cyan is: It's blue you fucking pedant.
by Lefty Power 123 March 28, 2020
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Quettapenis

A word that, as of late 2022 when quetta became the official prefix for 10^30, nerds can use to say how massive their member is. 1000 times larger than a ronnapenis, and a million times larger than the yottapenis. A yottapenis is in turn 1000000000000000000000000 times larger than the regular penis.

As you can imagine, the quettapenis is an absolute MONSTER.

Its antonym is the quectopenis (10^-30).
Me: I have a quettapenis!
Mate: Nah, you have a quectopenis.
by Lefty Power 123 December 22, 2022
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Slipsies

When you're doing an activity (such as packing, moving or redecorating) that involves many bags, boxes, and stuff being stacked precariously on top of each other, or an overloaded case that is top-heavy and unstable. After some battling with the cases, boxes, bags etc., it appears to finally be stable, so you leave it. As SOON as you move away from it, you see and/or hear the contents or the whole container ever so slowly slipping. And you have about 5 seconds to grab it before EVERYTHING comes crashing down. The part where you slowly hear it slipping little by little is the slipsies.

Added bonus when you do catch it, get it stable again, and then you hear the slipsies occuring AGAIN.
Puff pant, phew I can't believe I managed to get 35 items into that one bag! Time for a fat one. (Looks away for 1 second, hears a slow rustling, looks back and sees the bag starting to deform more and more on one side).
FUCKIN' SLIPSIES AGAIN!!!
(CRASH)
by Lefty Power 123 March 24, 2017
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Bisexual Awakening

When an individual, who has always thought or assumed they're straight, suddenly develops a huge crush on someone of the same gender. This makes the individual wonder if they are actually bisexual, rather than straight. As the same-sex crushes persist (as well as opposite-sex crushes), they realize in time that they have had their bisexual awakening, and are indeed a bisexual.
"It's weird... I've always only ever liked girls... but now I have the biggest crush on Matt! I want him, I want nobody but him! I've never felt this way before!! I... think I've had my bisexual awakening!!"
by Lefty Power 123 May 1, 2020
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