Lead Bud 123's definitions

Saddle For Carrying

When you have to carry the lads everyday. Used to reduce back pain. Just equip it and carry to your heart's desire.

Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.

Pal: "Yo dawg did you do the lab? It's due tonight and I haven't even started 😩."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."

***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."

by Lead Bud 123 May 25, 2021

Cash Office

The most secret room in the world. "Where the magic happens" as they might say. No further explanation needed.

Bud 1: "Hey bud, are you free?"
Bud 2: "Yeah bud, why?"
Bud 1: "My mum wants to talk to you about something."
Bud 2: "Tell her to meet me in the cash office." 😉 *wiggles weenus*
Bud 1: "Ooooooooooooooh, but don't the lights have to be on?"
Bud 2: "Not on Tuesdays." 😉 *wiggles other weenus*

by Lead Bud 123 May 11, 2021

Oh You're So Welcome

When you thank mum and she says "You're welcome".......just in a different way.

Me: "Thanks mum."
Mum: "For what?"
Me: "For helping."
Mum: "OH YOU'RE SO WELCOME MY SWEET SWEET ANGEL BOY."
Me: "..."
Mum: "YOU ARE EXTREMELY ABNORMALLY GREATLY GIANTLY SUPERNATURALLY FANTASTICALLY..." *20 minutes later* "...SUBSTANTIALLY CONSIDERABLY HUGELY TO A GREAT EXTENT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WELCOME!"
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!!!"

by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

So Much In Common

When you have absolutely nothing in common with someone that you have to say you have so much in common as a joke but deep inside it's not really a joke because you actually have absolutely zero in common and it actually hurts sometimes because you can't relate to anything with each other not even anything simple like food or video games or anything like that just absolutely nothing is similar between the two of you and you both know that but you still joke around about it and laugh at silly things together which is perfectly fine but you know it's peak when you point out the smallest thing you both like and act like it is something you have in common when in reality you are just being picky and trying to find something in common from any and every single atom in the universe but at the end of the day as long as you get along with each other there doesn't really have to be anything in common between the two of you.

And breathe. The GIF below signifies the amount of commonality between you two.

Me: *meets bud who I have nothing in common with*
Me: "Omg we have so much in common!!!!!!!!!"

by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

Tight But Not Too Tight

When you're tight with your buds...but just not too tight. Another way of saying "no homo". Used to signify a bud to bud connection without any silly goose nonsense.

Me: *talks to bud*
Silly Goose: "Awwwwwwww, you guys are so cute together!"
Bud: *looks for nearest trash can 🤮*
Bud: "We're just buds okay."
Me: "Yeah we're tight but not too tight. Tight like a thicc man's jeans."
Bud: "That's right, tell 'em G!"
Silly Goose: "You guuuyyyyysssss 😂😂."

by Lead Bud 123 May 25, 2021

One Last Choo

When you Choo your buds for the last time. That's all 😔.

Me: "Today's my last day buds."
Me: *daps buds* "One last Choo 👊😔."

by Lead Bud 123 June 2, 2021

Celery Root

PLU: 94585. The perfect comeback in any situation.

Bud 1: *argues with Bud 2 over nothing*
Bud 2: "You don't even know the code for celery root! 😡"
Bud 1: "94585."
Bud 2: "Imma just take this L real quick...don't mind me." *takes L*

by Lead Bud 123 June 6, 2021