What you become when you make it in life. There is no higher status you can achieve on this planet. You will cement your place in history as a Shrine God. Kids in 2032 will be doing presentations on you in school. Congratulations 🎉.
When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:
When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:
Employer: "Welcome to this interview! Could I please see your resume before we begin?"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."
Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."
Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"
by Lead Bud 123 June 06, 2021
Also known as "Flexible Paste", it is something you put in your hair to get that lift a.k.a. them waves. Mainly used by Justin Bieber wannabees.
It is also part of one's daily beauty routine: Nails. Makeup. Sculpting paste. In that order.
It is also part of one's daily beauty routine: Nails. Makeup. Sculpting paste. In that order.
*Chief walks in room*
Chief: "Ayo you all natural today?!"
Me: "Nah G I got my sculpting paste on."
Chief: "Ayyyyyyy, do the hair flip!"
Me: *does hair flip*
Me and Chief: "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
Chief: "Ayo you all natural today?!"
Me: "Nah G I got my sculpting paste on."
Chief: "Ayyyyyyy, do the hair flip!"
Me: *does hair flip*
Me and Chief: "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
by Lead Bud 123 May 10, 2021
A brother that you make a shrine for in your room. Your choice between the bedroom or bathroom, whatever tickles your funny bone.
IMPORTANT: Always make sure Shrine God is above your eye level. You must always look UP to Shrine God.
IMPORTANT: Always make sure Shrine God is above your eye level. You must always look UP to Shrine God.
Me: *wakes up*
Shrine God: *stares*
Me: "..."
Shrine God: *continues to stare*
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!1!1!1!"
Shrine God: *widens eyes and stares harder*
Me: "......"
Me: *notices button on Shrine God*
Me: "I wonder what this does..." *pushes button*
Shrine God: "CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Shrine God: *stares*
Me: "..."
Shrine God: *continues to stare*
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!1!1!1!"
Shrine God: *widens eyes and stares harder*
Me: "......"
Me: *notices button on Shrine God*
Me: "I wonder what this does..." *pushes button*
Shrine God: "CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
by Lead Bud 123 June 01, 2021
When you have to carry the lads everyday. Used to reduce back pain. Just equip it and carry to your heart's desire.
Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.
Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.
Pal: "Yo dawg did you do the lab? It's due tonight and I haven't even started 😩."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."
***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."
***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."
by Lead Bud 123 May 25, 2021
A special type of vision you get when you're on that boothie grind. Not to be confused with "Supervisor Vision" though. Used to spot people, objects, etc. that non-boothies could never find themselves.
Doctors are PERPLEXED about the science behind this vision. Just let them know there's levels to this thing.
Doctors are PERPLEXED about the science behind this vision. Just let them know there's levels to this thing.
Lead Boothie: "Ayo brother what's good!"
Brother: "Yo what's gucci brother! I'm just trying to find where this peanut butter goes."
Lead Boothie: *channels inner boothie vision*
Lead Boothie: "So what you wanna do is take a left at the light, go straight, pull a double U-turn, hit the nitro, time travel back 15 minutes, and you should be at the coordinates 5.650350936155358, -0.19418748836604657. The peanut butter goes there."
Brother: *questions reality*
Brother: "Yo what's gucci brother! I'm just trying to find where this peanut butter goes."
Lead Boothie: *channels inner boothie vision*
Lead Boothie: "So what you wanna do is take a left at the light, go straight, pull a double U-turn, hit the nitro, time travel back 15 minutes, and you should be at the coordinates 5.650350936155358, -0.19418748836604657. The peanut butter goes there."
Brother: *questions reality*
by Lead Bud 123 May 15, 2021
The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.
History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"
by Lead Bud 123 May 23, 2021
When you're tight with your buds...but just not too tight. Another way of saying "no homo". Used to signify a bud to bud connection without any silly goose nonsense.
Me: *talks to bud*
Silly Goose: "Awwwwwwww, you guys are so cute together!"
Bud: *looks for nearest trash can 🤮*
Bud: "We're just buds okay."
Me: "Yeah we're tight but not too tight. Tight like a thicc man's jeans."
Bud: "That's right, tell 'em G!"
Silly Goose: "You guuuyyyyysssss 😂😂."
Silly Goose: "Awwwwwwww, you guys are so cute together!"
Bud: *looks for nearest trash can 🤮*
Bud: "We're just buds okay."
Me: "Yeah we're tight but not too tight. Tight like a thicc man's jeans."
Bud: "That's right, tell 'em G!"
Silly Goose: "You guuuyyyyysssss 😂😂."
by Lead Bud 123 May 25, 2021