Lead Bud 123's definitions

Tight But Not Too Tight

When you're tight with your buds...but just not too tight. Another way of saying "no homo". Used to signify a bud to bud connection without any silly goose nonsense.

Me: *talks to bud*
Silly Goose: "Awwwwwwww, you guys are so cute together!"
Bud: *looks for nearest trash can 🤮*
Bud: "We're just buds okay."
Me: "Yeah we're tight but not too tight. Tight like a thicc man's jeans."
Bud: "That's right, tell 'em G!"
Silly Goose: "You guuuyyyyysssss 😂😂."

by Lead Bud 123 May 25, 2021

Celery Root

PLU: 94585. The perfect comeback in any situation.

Bud 1: *argues with Bud 2 over nothing*
Bud 2: "You don't even know the code for celery root! 😡"
Bud 1: "94585."
Bud 2: "Imma just take this L real quick...don't mind me." *takes L*

by Lead Bud 123 June 6, 2021

Ok Ross

What Lead Bagger says to you...but only if you look like Ross from "Friends". An irreversible nickname.

Ross: "Sup bud."
Lead Bagger: "Sup Ross."

*Later*
Ross: "Thanks bud."
Lead Bagger: "Ok Ross." *looks and smiles*
Ross: *laughs like a little girl*

by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

Boothie Vision

A special type of vision you get when you're on that boothie grind. Not to be confused with "Supervisor Vision" though. Used to spot people, objects, etc. that non-boothies could never find themselves.

Doctors are PERPLEXED about the science behind this vision. Just let them know there's levels to this thing.

Lead Boothie: "Ayo brother what's good!"
Brother: "Yo what's gucci brother! I'm just trying to find where this peanut butter goes."

Lead Boothie: *channels inner boothie vision*
Lead Boothie: "So what you wanna do is take a left at the light, go straight, pull a double U-turn, hit the nitro, time travel back 15 minutes, and you should be at the coordinates 5.650350936155358, -0.19418748836604657. The peanut butter goes there."

Brother: *questions reality*

by Lead Bud 123 May 15, 2021

Mat Gang

When you have chicken feet and need support with a mat while you're scanning barcodes.

*Make good use of it before 8 PM when Lead Bagger takes it away.*

Me: *scans barcodes*

*8 PM hits*
Lead Bagger: "You need your mat bud?"
Me: "Yeah bud, my chicken feet hurt without it. I'm mat gang you feel me! ✌️"
Lead Bagger: *gives look of disapproval ಠ_ಠ*
Me: "..."
Lead Bagger: "I have to take the mats back at 8 bud."
Me: "Yeah don't worry, I'll take mine back later."
Lead Bagger: *extreme disapproval*
Me: "Ok you can take it now! 😬"

by Lead Bud 123 June 6, 2021

Cash Office

The most secret room in the world. "Where the magic happens" as they might say. No further explanation needed.

Bud 1: "Hey bud, are you free?"
Bud 2: "Yeah bud, why?"
Bud 1: "My mum wants to talk to you about something."
Bud 2: "Tell her to meet me in the cash office." 😉 *wiggles weenus*
Bud 1: "Ooooooooooooooh, but don't the lights have to be on?"
Bud 2: "Not on Tuesdays." 😉 *wiggles other weenus*

by Lead Bud 123 May 11, 2021

Sweet Sweet Angel Boy

What ur mum says when ur being a good boy (no homo). Used only by the sweetest of mums.

Me: *gets seen by mum*
Mum: "OMG it's my sweet sweet angel boy!"
Me: "Okay"

by Lead Bud 123 May 6, 2021