Definitions by Lead Bud 123
So Much In Common
When you have absolutely nothing in common with someone that you have to say you have so much in common as a joke but deep inside it's not really a joke because you actually have absolutely zero in common and it actually hurts sometimes because you can't relate to anything with each other not even anything simple like food or video games or anything like that just absolutely nothing is similar between the two of you and you both know that but you still joke around about it and laugh at silly things together which is perfectly fine but you know it's peak when you point out the smallest thing you both like and act like it is something you have in common when in reality you are just being picky and trying to find something in common from any and every single atom in the universe but at the end of the day as long as you get along with each other there doesn't really have to be anything in common between the two of you.
And breathe. The GIF below signifies the amount of commonality between you two.
And breathe. The GIF below signifies the amount of commonality between you two.
So Much In Common by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021
Oh You're So Welcome
Me: "Thanks mum."
Mum: "For what?"
Me: "For helping."
Mum: "OH YOU'RE SO WELCOME MY SWEET SWEET ANGEL BOY."
Me: "..."
Mum: "YOU ARE EXTREMELY ABNORMALLY GREATLY GIANTLY SUPERNATURALLY FANTASTICALLY..." *20 minutes later* "...SUBSTANTIALLY CONSIDERABLY HUGELY TO A GREAT EXTENT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WELCOME!"
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!!!"
Mum: "For what?"
Me: "For helping."
Mum: "OH YOU'RE SO WELCOME MY SWEET SWEET ANGEL BOY."
Me: "..."
Mum: "YOU ARE EXTREMELY ABNORMALLY GREATLY GIANTLY SUPERNATURALLY FANTASTICALLY..." *20 minutes later* "...SUBSTANTIALLY CONSIDERABLY HUGELY TO A GREAT EXTENT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WELCOME!"
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!!!"
Oh You're So Welcome by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021
Lead Cashier
What you become when you make it in life. There is no higher status you can achieve on this planet. You will cement your place in history as a Shrine God. Kids in 2032 will be doing presentations on you in school. Congratulations 🎉.
When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:
When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:
Employer: "Welcome to this interview! Could I please see your resume before we begin?"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."
Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."
Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"
Lead Cashier by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021
L Magnet
One who takes Ls (a.k.a. non-dubs) on a daily basis. The attraction between this person and Ls is so great that scientists are planning on announcing "L Magnet" as the 9th planet in the solar system, replacing Pluto. Find someone who loves you the way Ls love this person.
Never will you see the letter "L" again when you're near an L Magnet. Everything around you will change. "Hello" will now become "Heo", "Jello" will now become "Jeo", "Lollipop" will now become "Oipop", etc. etc.
Never will you see the letter "L" again when you're near an L Magnet. Everything around you will change. "Hello" will now become "Heo", "Jello" will now become "Jeo", "Lollipop" will now become "Oipop", etc. etc.
Mate 1: "Hey mate long time no see!"
Mate 2: *slips on banana* "Gosh darnit..."
Mate 1: "Aww shucks! I'll help you up mate." *helps mate up*
Mate 2: "Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeez thanks m8!
Mate 1: "No problem mate. Here, I have something to help."
Mate 1: *hands IcyHot to mate*
Mate 2: "Wow thanks m8!"
Mate 1: "Oh and before you leave, one more thing..."
Mate 2: "Yeah, what is it?"
Mate 1: *opens No No Pocket* "Hold this L."
Mate 2: *takes L from No No Pocket* "Goooooosssshhhhhh darnit, I always knew I was an L Magnet!"
Mate 2: *slips on banana* "Gosh darnit..."
Mate 1: "Aww shucks! I'll help you up mate." *helps mate up*
Mate 2: "Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeez thanks m8!
Mate 1: "No problem mate. Here, I have something to help."
Mate 1: *hands IcyHot to mate*
Mate 2: "Wow thanks m8!"
Mate 1: "Oh and before you leave, one more thing..."
Mate 2: "Yeah, what is it?"
Mate 1: *opens No No Pocket* "Hold this L."
Mate 2: *takes L from No No Pocket* "Goooooosssshhhhhh darnit, I always knew I was an L Magnet!"
L Magnet by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021
One Last Choo
One Last Choo by Lead Bud 123 June 2, 2021
Shrine God
A brother that you make a shrine for in your room. Your choice between the bedroom or bathroom, whatever tickles your funny bone.
IMPORTANT: Always make sure Shrine God is above your eye level. You must always look UP to Shrine God.
IMPORTANT: Always make sure Shrine God is above your eye level. You must always look UP to Shrine God.
Me: *wakes up*
Shrine God: *stares*
Me: "..."
Shrine God: *continues to stare*
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!1!1!1!"
Shrine God: *widens eyes and stares harder*
Me: "......"
Me: *notices button on Shrine God*
Me: "I wonder what this does..." *pushes button*
Shrine God: "CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Shrine God: *stares*
Me: "..."
Shrine God: *continues to stare*
Me: "tHaNk YoU sO mUcH!1!1!1!"
Shrine God: *widens eyes and stares harder*
Me: "......"
Me: *notices button on Shrine God*
Me: "I wonder what this does..." *pushes button*
Shrine God: "CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Shrine God by Lead Bud 123 May 31, 2021
Saddle For Carrying
When you have to carry the lads everyday. Used to reduce back pain. Just equip it and carry to your heart's desire.
Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.
Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.
Pal: "Yo dawg did you do the lab? It's due tonight and I haven't even started 😩."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."
***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."
***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."
Saddle For Carrying by Lead Bud 123 May 25, 2021