LeRoy's definitions

crusty cooter

A vagina that is crusted over because of uncleanliness or sluttiness.

Lauren has a crusty cooter.

by Leroy September 20, 2004

squat

a very small amount; often used with diddley

"Foo', you don't know squat 'bout nothin'."

by LeRoy January 22, 2004

aphex twin

Simply put: electronic musician adored by those who have not yet heard Venetian Snares. Seriously. Whereas Aphex Twin tickles your toes, Venetian Snares eats your brain.

A Fine Analogy: Aphex Twin is to cigarettes as Venetian Snares is to crack rocks

by Leroy December 28, 2004

sport fucking

1. The activity of having sex for the aerobic benefit. Also, athletic sex.
2. To keep a score card of the act of "love", what a playa does. It's the game that you hate and not the playa

1. I was sport fucking your sister when I threw my back out.
2. Last weekend I was sport fucking and I tapped your moms, your sister, your girl friend and her sister.

by LeRoy January 12, 2004

chimpy

Ugly, simian-like

"your baby mighty chimpy

by LeRoy January 12, 2004

autoplayistic

the characteristic of providing oneself with play. autonomous sexual gratification... i.e. masturbation

She hasn't been w/ a guy in over a year... bet she's all autoplayistic.

John has never had sex before; this is why we don't question is autoplayistic lifestyle.

by Leroy July 8, 2003

queez bag

A term used by wildland fire fighters. Often by the elite “hotshots” to refer to other crews who aren’t pulling there fair share or any share at all. Also used by superiors to insult diggers into motivation during long shifts.

Hey queez bag, start digging that is bagger shit.

by leroy December 27, 2003