Le potat's definitions

Koonzy’s basement

Koonzy’s basement is a realm unseen by god, it is an infinite purgatory of hallways and slowly rotating tables. Those who are damned walk these halls are rarely seen again, for many horrors stalk these halls. There is no salvation to be found in this dark realm, only the infinite hordes of the smol Ames, always watching.

Koonzy’s basement is an unescapable constant, you will never escape.

by Le potat May 20, 2022

Jeff bezos

Jeff bezos is a fat greedy fire breathing reptile, who enjoys frolicking In vast fields of gold and oppressing the working class. This destructive and evil creature is a manifestation of pure greed, caring nothing for anyone but himself and not caring who he hurts. This creature does not obey any laws and instead does anything in the pet suit of more treasure to horde

Jeff bezos is tearing down a historic bridge to make way for his giant money raft of working class subjugation.

by Le potat March 16, 2022

xomjnism

How did you manage to misspell it that badly it’s spelled C O M M U N I S M

xomjnism

by Le potat March 16, 2022

Joellllll

An incredibly rich and benevolent god, joellllll spreads wealth and cares for their mortal subjects

Joellllll should promote Birb

by Le potat March 16, 2022

glocket launcher

The glocket launcher is a rarely used variation of the rocket launcher
Instead of launching one high explosive rocket, it instead launches a tight cluster of glock-19s, which fire randomly as they are propelled towards the target, before exploding on impact.

30% of glocket launcher users survive the firing of the glocket launcher.

by Le potat October 21, 2021

vommunism

Really. You misspelled communism with a v?

Vommunism

by Le potat October 20, 2021

copper golem

An incredibly useful and adorable mob, which would have had unique interactions with the game as well as being useful for redstoners and builders.

Wow the copper golem is obviously the best choice.

by Le potat October 20, 2021