Le Mao's definitions

cyber-possession

Cyber-possession means the bout when you are in stark enthusiasm when playing a game and you are just too focused on it until you cuss when you lose in the game or even berate someone who tries to speak to you when you are playing it.

Larry: Hey bro, can I...
Steve: F**k off! I'm trying to concentrate in here!
George: Ahh Larry just let him alone, he has got the cyber-possession.

(a few seconds later)
Steve: Grr... Look! I lost the game! This is all your fault!!

by Le Mao September 3, 2012

asian

People from the occidents and America are bound to call Chinese as Asian and they do not consider any other people living in the Asia continent as Asians.

Succinctly, the Americans and the Westerns deemed Chinese are the only living Asian in Asia.

Guy A (from USA): Peter Chao and Jackie Chan are both Asians.

Guy B: What about Shah Rukh Khan?
Guy A: Oh he's an Indian.
Guy B: Wonder Girls?

Guy A: Korean.
Guy B: Oh alright. So... Shah Rukh Khan and Wonder Girls are not Asians huh?
Guy A: *poker face*

by Le Mao September 10, 2012

fogging

Smoking

"What are those youngsters doing there at the back?"
"Oh they are fogging."

by Le Mao July 13, 2012

bieber sweat

A secret ingredient used in Justin Bieber's new fragrance, Girlfriend.

David Letterman: Uh uh your young female..... (holding a bottle of perfume "Girlfriend")
Justin Bieber: Secret ingredient! Bieber sweat!

by Le Mao June 28, 2012

peace sign

The peace sign is literally a broken cross.

I think the peace sign isn't really peace, it is just blasphemous to the broken cross.

by Le Mao September 22, 2012

LaB

Abbreviation of Lazy and Busy. One will snap at someone else who is asking for assistance by saying LaB (pronounced with the initials) immediately if he/she is reluctant to help.

It could mean that you're simply too busy or just too lazy to help.

Renee: Can you please help me with this experiment, Sebastian?

Sebastian: Sorry. LaB.

by Le Mao January 15, 2013

asstray

Anything that lets you sit (chair, couch, etc.) is called asstray after you get up from it. Because the seat becomes hot after you sit on it for a long period. It is a blend of ass and ashtray (ashtray is hot as people drop the ashes of cigarettes into an ashtray).

(In a bus...)
Young man: Come ma'am. You can have my seat.
Old lady: No, thanks. I do not want my bum to get roasted by the asstray.

by Le Mao September 21, 2012