Coochie tickler

A rod with a feather on the tip to penetrate or tickle the cooch.

I got bored last night so i used my Mom’s coochie tickler

by Lazycoffee July 31, 2019

Moto Moto

Legit the only person besides shaggy that can beat thanos

Thanos: look at that hippo
Shaggy: that’s Moto Moto so nice u gotta say it twice and he’s here to destroy you

by Lazycoffee March 04, 2019

Rejected

To express your feelings toward your crush to her then ask her out and she says no or says “I’m not wanting to date anyone right now” usually said so they don't sound like assholes so when they want to date again they know you still like them, Following rejection she will then tell all of her friends which will clown you the whole day even though within the next month or two you’ll be dating her or someone better

Yaneli: you got rejected by Aliya
Im dying rn
Ethan: You got rejected by Aliya

Arlette: You got rejected by Aliya

by Lazycoffee April 06, 2019

Rejected

To express your feelings toward your crush to her then ask her out and she says no or says “I’m not wanting to date anyone right now” usually said so they don't sound like assholes so when they want to date again they know you still like them, Following rejection she will then tell all of her friends which will clown you the whole day even though within the next month or two you’ll be dating her or someone better

Yaneli: you got rejected by Aliya
Im dying rn
Ethan: You got rejected by Aliya

Arlette: You got rejected by Aliya

by Lazycoffee April 22, 2019

Ballpark frank

When you and your girl are at a baseball game and y’all make it on the big screen she starts sucking your dick with mustard and ketchup

Cole: Dude Stephanie gave me the best ballpark frank ever at that Astros game lastnight

by Lazycoffee November 17, 2019