soul-biting

When a person is struck with fear or scared to the point that it's almost like somebody disturbed their own soul.

Holy crap, did you see that thing that looked like a ghost by that tree over there? That was pretty soul-biting!"

by Lawrence K. April 01, 2010

ATTR

Acronym for "Ass to Thigh Ratio". Used to rate a girl's hips, butt, and thighs on the basis of how good it looks.

Jesus Christ, the ATTR on Jessica Biel is out of this world!

by Lawrence K. February 04, 2010

Unsexual

Used to describe a person who is not attractive or able to attract anyone from the opposite sex. Also used for people who are inexperienced in relationships and sexual encounters altogether.

Friend: Hey Cody, why weren't you able to close with that girl at the mall last night?

Cody: Cause I'm unsexual!

by Lawrence K. February 04, 2010

Manbien

A person who is half-man, half-lesbian.

Holy crap, that person looks like a man, but is actually a lesbian. Lo and behold, for it is the manbien!

by Lawrence K. February 04, 2010

dudesmith

An alternate term for a homosexual male.

John: Hey Paul, did you hear that Ricky Martin said he was gay the other day?

Paul: No way! He's a dudesmith?!

by Lawrence K. July 21, 2010

The Great Equalizer

A phrase used to describe when the other person gets laid on a regular basis or is generally considered to be good-looking. This serves as "the great equalizer" when other bad things happen in their life, and they shouldn't be able to complain about the other things as a result.

Nic: Dude, I just got a $350 speeding ticket and my dog died today. My life is so bad!

Jake: You know what, fuck you Nic! You get ass on a regular basis from random girls at the bar! You have no right to complain when you've got the great equalizer!

by Lawrence K. March 23, 2010

Chicago Soup Kitchen

When a man farts simultaneously to ejaculating into his partner's mouth.

Boy, I felt bad for Susan after her boyfriend gave her a chicago soup kitchen a few nights ago. She's giving him a hummer one second, then she's puking right afterward!

by Lawrence K. March 18, 2011