Lawrence K.'s definitions

NGSM

Acronym for "Never Gonna Stop Me", inspired by the Rob Zombie song "Never Gonna Stop". Used when a person gets incredibly drunk and/or continues to drink a ridiculous amount of alcohol at once. Also used to define the moments when this will likely occur.

Boy, did you see Brad yesterday? He really entered NGSM mode at the bars last night by the amount he was drinking.

by Lawrence K. February 4, 2010

ATTR

Acronym for "Ass to Thigh Ratio". Used to rate a girl's hips, butt, and thighs on the basis of how good it looks.

Jesus Christ, the ATTR on Jessica Biel is out of this world!

by Lawrence K. February 4, 2010

Unsexual

Used to describe a person who is not attractive or able to attract anyone from the opposite sex. Also used for people who are inexperienced in relationships and sexual encounters altogether.

Friend: Hey Cody, why weren't you able to close with that girl at the mall last night?

Cody: Cause I'm unsexual!

by Lawrence K. February 4, 2010

Manbien

A person who is half-man, half-lesbian.

Holy crap, that person looks like a man, but is actually a lesbian. Lo and behold, for it is the manbien!

by Lawrence K. February 4, 2010

Vaganally

To consume or operate an object with both the vagina and the anus.

I still can't believe that Ryan got his girlfriend to have sex with both him and his friend Drew vaganally the other night.

by Lawrence K. February 10, 2010

Anally Consume

The act of consuming an object with the anus.

I think John's presentation would have been better if he had anally consumed a live parakeet instead of just feeding it.

by Lawrence K. February 10, 2010

soul-biting

When a person is struck with fear or scared to the point that it's almost like somebody disturbed their own soul.

Holy crap, did you see that thing that looked like a ghost by that tree over there? That was pretty soul-biting!"

by Lawrence K. April 1, 2010