Lawrence K.'s definitions

The Great Equalizer

A phrase used to describe when the other person gets laid on a regular basis or is generally considered to be good-looking. This serves as "the great equalizer" when other bad things happen in their life, and they shouldn't be able to complain about the other things as a result.

Nic: Dude, I just got a $350 speeding ticket and my dog died today. My life is so bad!

Jake: You know what, fuck you Nic! You get ass on a regular basis from random girls at the bar! You have no right to complain when you've got the great equalizer!

by Lawrence K. March 23, 2010

ATTR

Acronym for "Ass to Thigh Ratio". Used to rate a girl's hips, butt, and thighs on the basis of how good it looks.

Jesus Christ, the ATTR on Jessica Biel is out of this world!

by Lawrence K. February 4, 2010

Unsexual

Used to describe a person who is not attractive or able to attract anyone from the opposite sex. Also used for people who are inexperienced in relationships and sexual encounters altogether.

Friend: Hey Cody, why weren't you able to close with that girl at the mall last night?

Cody: Cause I'm unsexual!

by Lawrence K. February 4, 2010

soul-biting

When a person is struck with fear or scared to the point that it's almost like somebody disturbed their own soul.

Holy crap, did you see that thing that looked like a ghost by that tree over there? That was pretty soul-biting!"

by Lawrence K. April 1, 2010

dudesmith

An alternate term for a homosexual male.

John: Hey Paul, did you hear that Ricky Martin said he was gay the other day?

Paul: No way! He's a dudesmith?!

by Lawrence K. July 21, 2010

weefee

the act of fingering a girl's vagina with the thumb instead of using any other fingers.

"Paul's fingers got tired as he was fingering this girl last night, so he started to weefee her."

by Lawrence K. December 27, 2007

Godzildo

A term for a very large dildo.

Barry: Do you have any idea why Mary is so happy these past few days?

Ernest: If I had to guess, I'd say it's because she brought out the godzildo last week!

by Lawrence K. June 15, 2011