Definitions by Lawrence K.

Godzildo 

A term for a very large dildo.

Barry: Do you have any idea why Mary is so happy these past few days?

Ernest: If I had to guess, I'd say it's because she brought out the godzildo last week!

Godzildo by Lawrence K. June 15, 2011

Chicago Soup Kitchen 

When a man farts simultaneously to ejaculating into his partner's mouth.

Boy, I felt bad for Susan after her boyfriend gave her a chicago soup kitchen a few nights ago. She's giving him a hummer one second, then she's puking right afterward!

Chicago Soup Kitchen by Lawrence K. March 18, 2011

dudeiage

A marriage that takes place between two grown men.

Nicole: Hey Jason, did you want to catch the Blue Jays game this weekend?

Jason: No way Nicole. I got this dudeiage to be at on Saturday morning. I'm Pat's best man actually.

dudeiage by Lawrence K. December 27, 2010

dudesmith 

An alternate term for a homosexual male.

John: Hey Paul, did you hear that Ricky Martin said he was gay the other day?

Paul: No way! He's a dudesmith?!

dudesmith by Lawrence K. July 21, 2010

soul-biting

When a person is struck with fear or scared to the point that it's almost like somebody disturbed their own soul.

Holy crap, did you see that thing that looked like a ghost by that tree over there? That was pretty soul-biting!"

soul-biting by Lawrence K. April 1, 2010

The Great Equalizer 

A phrase used to describe when the other person gets laid on a regular basis or is generally considered to be good-looking. This serves as "the great equalizer" when other bad things happen in their life, and they shouldn't be able to complain about the other things as a result.

Nic: Dude, I just got a $350 speeding ticket and my dog died today. My life is so bad!

Jake: You know what, fuck you Nic! You get ass on a regular basis from random girls at the bar! You have no right to complain when you've got the great equalizer!

The Great Equalizer by Lawrence K. March 23, 2010

five-hole 

Used to describe a really attractive girl. Based of the hockey definition for the region between the goalie's legs, implying that the woman is so hot that you would consider having anal sex (or regular sex) with her if possible.

Holy crap, did you see how good Mandy looked today?! Frickin' five-hole!

five-hole by Lawrence K. February 24, 2010