Lauren 's definitions

zunning

a mix between running and zooming in the hallways, to walk extremely fast and not making direct eye contact wit ne one b/c you are moving so fast

OMG that kid was walkin so fast to class hes totally zunning he doest wanna be late

by Lauren April 13, 2004

y chromosone

that would be the birth defect that brings us those boys... just kidding.. i love guys!

guys have y chromosones and girls have x

by lauren November 15, 2004

weed wedgie

what you get when you are super paranoid and carry your weed in your underpants for a week.

"ahahahaha lulu has a weed wedgie."

by lauren August 30, 2003

virginnyun

inhabitant of Virginia, West Virginia, or Glen Burnie Maryland who smokes at least a pack and a half a day, has six children, wears tight jeans, watches nascar and wrestling religiously, and hangs out at the local wal-mart. usually lacks teeth. cousin to the dreaded canadian rowsdower.

sick! did you see that fucking virginnyun who came on to me at the mall? he had like 3 teeth!

by Lauren February 6, 2003

nomah

the guy on the red sox

the pitcher hit nomah in the face.

by Lauren August 7, 2003

myspace whore

usually a girl but sometimes a guy can be even worse, who posts flattering high contrast photoshopped pictures of themselves in their myspace user pictures and befriends other good looking people just for the sake of vanity and being ogled. they usually flirt via the comment boxes, overusing little obnoxious phrases and tags such as "<3", "kthxbi", and any verb beginning and ending with *asterisks.*

"Hey cutie OMG thanx for the add ur pics are sooo hoTT *teehee* comment back kthxbi <3 OMG i'm such a myspace WHORE

by lauren May 13, 2005

Simuble

being a pompous ass in 1 word.

You stupid simuble! Look what you did to the cow! (continuing of schnobbler)

by Lauren December 3, 2003