touching cotton

the point at which your bowel movements are so strong that the turd has actually begun exiting the anus, therefor touching the cotton in your underwear

"lets hurry up and get to the bathroom, I've gotta shit so bad its touching cotton!"

by lauren April 25, 2004

Holy Whores

The female students of holy family acadamy.

Oh my god, look at those holy whores.

by Lauren January 19, 2004

them apples

that.

if you just beat someones ass you might say, "how dyu like them apples?"

by lauren August 31, 2003

cheese in on

eavesdrop

"i cheesed in on miranda and lissa- they both total carpertmunchers!"

by lauren August 30, 2003

4 evs

for ever

"dude, i've been waiting here 4 evs.. what have you been doing?!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

Billy Joe Armstrong

Lead Singer of Greenday
Hottest 34yr old ever
Fucking awesome.

I saw Billy Joe at the concert last night and he was fucking hot as hell!

by Lauren April 21, 2005

dooney and bourke

The best designer of purses ever.

I just bought this Dooney & Bourke purse yesterday at South Coast Plaza.

by Lauren April 02, 2005