Lauren's definitions

cauchetto

A person that is white(caucasian) and thinks that they're ghetto.

Caucasian + Ghetto = Cauchetto.

that 3 dolla cauchetto skank.

by Lauren October 16, 2004

dissed and dismissed

what it sounds like

"man alice just dumped my ass." "for the 10th time! ohh, dissed and disMISSED!"

by lauren September 1, 2003

blooper

A mistake or accident or an embarrassing moment.

Dropping the phone in the sink in front of my new boyfriend was a big blooper!

by Lauren April 27, 2004

6 inches

a guy game where you measure 6 inches from the persons arm with you outstretched pinky and thumb (like the hang ten sign) and punch through over and over until they say stop. like the game of mercy

"i'm bored. wanna play 6 inches?"

by lauren September 1, 2003

myspace whore

usually a girl but sometimes a guy can be even worse, who posts flattering high contrast photoshopped pictures of themselves in their myspace user pictures and befriends other good looking people just for the sake of vanity and being ogled. they usually flirt via the comment boxes, overusing little obnoxious phrases and tags such as "<3", "kthxbi", and any verb beginning and ending with *asterisks.*

"Hey cutie OMG thanx for the add ur pics are sooo hoTT *teehee* comment back kthxbi <3 OMG i'm such a myspace WHORE

by lauren May 13, 2005

Simuble

being a pompous ass in 1 word.

You stupid simuble! Look what you did to the cow! (continuing of schnobbler)

by Lauren December 3, 2003

choach

aka vag, choacha.

Sarah whips out her choach when she gets drunk at parties.

Sarah teaches girls how to shave their choach.

by lauren October 5, 2003