Lauren's definitions

the freshman five

seniors have a contest to see who can bang five freshman virgins first

"watch out for pete- he won the freshman five 4 years in a row... getting held back does have its perks"

by lauren September 1, 2003

one incher

a guy with a small dick

"i broke up with ben- he's a one incher"

by lauren August 31, 2003

Yelhsa

it means, yeah sure-in a sarcastic way.

"my day was better, cause i was in it" -"yelhsa"

by lauren March 15, 2004

dwonk

A dwonk is a word you call someone when you're mad at them. It can mean loser, dork, weirdo, freak, or pretty much anything.

"That girl just fell. She's such a dwonk."

by Lauren November 29, 2004

Flar

An interjection expressing extreme fatigue and weariness, and suggesting that the source of the problem is still there.

Usage note** Flar is usually only used when problems are persisting and unrelenting..like 500 billion homework assignments from psycho PMS teachers.

"Flar.... i flunked yet another english quiz today...."

by Lauren April 15, 2004

spang

mooch. (pronounced SPANG)

"can i spang a ripper?" (can i mooch a smoke of you?)

by lauren August 31, 2003

perr

perfect, without flaws, to look good

You look so perr what are you talking about.

by Lauren May 13, 2005