Laura's definitions

Poink

another word for hump shag bonk i made it up whilst in a chatroom and didnt wana use rude words!

"Fancy a good poinkin?!"
"Poink me goood baybeee!"

by Laura September 18, 2004

kalvin

a gorjes guy inside and out, who'd make any girl proud

i love kal,

by laura February 16, 2004

kadoonk

a bump you know like a kadoonk

stacey has KADOONKS in her hair

by laura April 4, 2003

mind wank

Basically having a wank in your mind..usually over someone sexy...(but doesn't have to be)...just taking the time to picture them in their sexiness.
Can be done by either gender...woo!

*Warning* May be accompanied by Homer Simpson-like drool noises

E.G 1.)
In HMV watching man perving over a poster of Avril Lavigne

Laura:Look at him having a mind wank over Avril
Liz:Eurgh

E.G 2.)
Liz and Laura(me)sitting down in Rackhams waiting for Laura C(not me) to try on some clothes

Laura:*insert name* is so fit isn't he?
Liz: Oh,I know yea! he would so get it!
Laura: He's just so gorgeous...I think i need a mind wank now!
Liz: Me too!

SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS

Laura: Half naked Kylie on that T.V is putting me off..Dammit!!
Liz: You still having your mind wank?
Laura: Trying to.....Why?
Liz: Because i need a tissue!

*The above examples are purely fictional,as Laura and Liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time*

by Laura December 20, 2003

James Raskopf

The best man in the whole wide world. I love him. He is so witty, sweet, nice, funny, and soothing. I love you James Raskopf. I love you forever. <@> ^_^

Looking around, sighing, I wish that James Raskopf was here, so I can be complete.

by Laura January 21, 2005

Disturbed

Kick-ass metal band with a really sexy lead singer!! Hell yeah! What more could you ask for?

any1 against Disturbed will be maimed, personally, by me, sometime in their life.

by Laura October 23, 2003

rnb

booty shakin music, all you homies jip is cos u dont feel it. it has rythmn, it has beat, it has passion, it's all the singer's feelings summed up into a melody, the lovers language.

Joe - All the things your man won't do - listen to this song and then tell me you don't like RnB, if you don't feel this you're not alive.

by Laura January 15, 2004