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Too much dick disease leads to death and being a slut. To this date no cure has been found. Symptoms include shorts skirts and vodka.
Ashlee has TMDD.
by Laura May 12, 2014
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(1) the smallest big city in texas, also the capital city.

(2) haven for hippies, tattoo artists, fratties, scenesters, coffee shops, and people who aren't sure what they're going to do with their life, and are currently attending community college and working, part time.

(3) home of the university of texas, sxsw, 6th street, and is considered by some to be the live music capital of the world. also the location of a huge .com backlash.

(4) a location with horrible parking and traffic, that tows more cars and gives more tickets than any other city in the world.

-- also known as "the 512" or "ATX"
-- see also, "keep austin weird"
(2) I'm living in Austin, TX and working part time. I think I'll take a semester off school and get another job.

(3) Lots of bands come to Austin, TX for sxsw. Okay, let's get drunk.

(4) I went to Austin, TX and my car was impounded and destroyed.
by Laura March 25, 2004
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by Laura October 28, 2003
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someone or somethings with alot of problems
that stoner is a math textbook
by Laura May 25, 2004
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to run extremely fast, to dip with the quickness, mostly from the cops.
Yo, i was tappin this young broad and her papa dukes rolled up in the driveway, i had to ball ass out the back door with my junk still hangin out.
by Laura January 23, 2005
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