Colf

Cold as fuck. To be extremely cold.

I am colf! Maybe I should put some pants on.

by Laura December 04, 2004

freatard

a cross between freak and retard.

OMG Sarah Madison... you are such a fretard! just kidding

by Laura January 02, 2005

PL

Porno Laura, Young female who tends to record Videos frequently, also see Laura

1)adski go get the camera
2)Lets make movies with pl!
3)PL-what laura is called by lee and d

by Laura March 10, 2004

rubber jhonny

a condom, often comes in assorted flavors, (they are the best kind ;) )

ave u got a jhonny with you?

by laura June 17, 2004

pixistix

The best way to get high legally.

the process by which senators in the united states are elected, is as follows: they pour 49 regular pixistix into a bag with one green one, whichever idiot draws the green one becomes the president pro-tempore

by Laura February 21, 2005

as a friend

Used to draw the "no sex/physical intimacy" boundaries. Generally used for people who have an agreeable personality but no sex appeal. A nice way of saying "I could never get on you."

I know we've been dating a lot, but I just like you as a friend.

by Laura May 26, 2004

herro rady

originated by laura, not to be stolen or yoinked by anyone.

"Hi, how's it goin?" *shifty look* "herro, rady..." *wink*

by laura April 07, 2005