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James Comer Pyle 

Perhaps the stupidest person to have ever graced the halls of the US Congress. This barely literate Representative from Kentucky has disgraced himself and the state he represents. The real Gomer Pyle was a Rhodes Scholar compared to this pyle of shit.
Even Mayberry would have declared James Comer Pyle incompetent to hold the office of dog catcher.
James Comer Pyle by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024

Comer Pyle 

The affection nickname for U.S. House Representative from Kentucky, James Comer. Clearly an injustice to the late, great Jim Nabors, who played Gomer Plye who played the hapless mechanic from Mayberry and who later joined the USMC.
Comer Pyle is one of a handful of the stupidest imbeciles who ever grace the halls of Congress. Where is Gomer when we need him?
Comer Pyle by LaughingAloud January 11, 2024

#TrumpSmells

Internet meme based on the reports of the disgraced former President's odor of urine emanating from the Depends diapers he is rumored to wear.
#TrumpSmells has captured the disgust of Twitter followers, who only wish Diaper Don would take a bath and change his Depends.
#TrumpSmells by LaughingAloud December 22, 2023

America's Mare 

After proving himself to be a complete horse's ass, Rudy Giuliani's moniker has been changed to 'America's Mare'. Whatever contributions Rudy Tooty may have made while Mayor of New York City, the annals of history will remember him for his obsequious loyalty to a corrupt President, his perpetuation of lies about 2020 election and his audible farting in a Michigan election hearing.
From celebrity to pariah, Rudy Tooty, America's Mare, has destroyed the lives of innocent election workers, and in the process destroyed his reputation. Instead of prison, he should be sent to the glue factory.
America's Mare by LaughingAloud December 21, 2023

Tooty Giuliani 

Nickname awarded the disgraced former Mayor of New York after audibly farting during the Michigan Voter Fraud Hearing. Jenna Ellis, his co-conspirator, could be seen recoiling in disgust.
Fellow prison inmate shouts at his cellmate, 'Hey Tooty Giuliani, don't be stinking up our cell with you nasty, wet farts.'
Tooty Giuliani by LaughingAloud December 15, 2023

Cutting the Chesebro 

The act by the head of a criminal organization in abandoning co-conspirators to fend for themselves in RICO criminal proceedings.
Diaper Don has once again shown he cares only for himself, by Cutting the Chesebro, and abandoning his co-conspirators.

Michael FlynnFlam 

The disgraced, treasonous former retired Army General who lost his way can became a puppet stooge of Diaper Donald Trump.
Michael FlynnFlam was pardoned once by Diaper Donald, but will not be so lucky when insurrection charges are brought against him.