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Anti-government acitivists led by Ammon Bundy, a Montana rancher whose father Cliven Bundy led an armed standoff with federal agents in Nevada in 2014 and who has described his supporters as “militia men.” Also known as “self-styled militiamen” (Reuters), “armed activists” (the New York Times) and “armed protesters” (The Washington Post).
These cowtipping terrorists don't take kindly to the feds telling them where they can graze their cattle and where they cannot.
by LaughingAloud April 14, 2016
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Marjorie Taylor Shitsinpantz, who sadly cheats on her pull-ups (see below), finally woke up to realize her mentor, Donald Von Shitsinpantz, is corrupt. When she had the realization, she did the honorable thing to resign and end the Von Shitsinpantz dynasty. She still has a long way to go on her pullups.
by LaughingAloud November 24, 2025
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by LaughingAloud January 17, 2024
Get the Marjorie Toilet Greene mug.. Don’t try serving me that Pete Hegshit salad blaming the military for his incompetence. I don’t buy it.
by LaughingAloud December 2, 2025
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Comer Pyle is one of a handful of the stupidest imbeciles who ever grace the halls of Congress. Where is Gomer when we need him?
by LaughingAloud January 11, 2024
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I see you are rocking your Vance Pants for your big date tonight. Are you taking her to Denny’s or Kentucky Fried Chicken?
by LaughingAloud March 12, 2025
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That Mother-Tucker Carlson got what was coming to them for Spreading the Big Lie. Now he will have plenty of time to tan his minuscule testicles.
by LaughingAloud April 25, 2023
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