listerine

'Modern Cockney' meaning ani american. Ryming slang for an American is 'septic tank' (yank) and Listerine is aniseptic so... yeah.

Guy in Market: I'm no listerine!

by Last Chancer October 23, 2006

Squish

The way that cool young studenty types say Squash.

We got apple, orange, milk, water or pink squish.

by Last Chancer October 28, 2006

FINE

Fucked Up
Insecure
Neurotic
(and) Emotonal

i.e the REAL meaning behind the answer 'fine'

Robin: Howz u?
Lusi: Oh I'm fine thanks.

by Last Chancer October 28, 2006

innit

Contraction of 'isn't it' which has been used in London for about 40 years ATLEAST. (so stop attibuting it to all sorts of wierd groups of people like for example chavs) Used at the end of sentances in the same was as eh?, right? or you-get-me?

Me: Where ARE you?
You: Still at work, innit.

by Last Chancer October 23, 2006

the game

A game wher the point is not to remember that you are playing it. As soon as you do you have lost. When you lose you have to immediately say so out loud.

Mike: I've just lost the game.
Jo: Oh, dammit!

by Last Chancer October 18, 2006

three second rule

The rule that says if you drop a piece of food on the floor it is ok to eat if you pick it up in three seconds. Usually the 'three seconds' is more like 10 but it is still the three second rule.

*accidentlly drops a chip*
"Three second rule!!"
*eats chip*

by Last Chancer October 26, 2006

pulling pants

(British) The sexy underwear that you wear when you are out on the pull.

Anna: You coming union tonight?
Lisa: Yeah! I got my pulling pants on!

by Last Chancer November 22, 2006