Last Chancer's definitions

The Blue People

A derogatory term for the UK Conservative Party. Usually said in a tone of voice that implys either forboding or complete distane.

Kind of a shame really as there are loads of very cool blue people in the world.

David Cameron is the all mighty leader of The Blue People...

Oh no, we don't vote for The Blue People. Urgh!

by Last Chancer October 28, 2006

three second rule

The rule that says if you drop a piece of food on the floor it is ok to eat if you pick it up in three seconds. Usually the 'three seconds' is more like 10 but it is still the three second rule.

*accidentlly drops a chip*
"Three second rule!!"
*eats chip*

by Last Chancer October 26, 2006

don't panic

The most useful phrase in the english language. Popularised by Douglas Adams in The Hitchhikes Guild to the Galaxy - the best book ever written.

Somone wrote Don't Panic on the cover of my calculator. It gets me through exams.

by Last Chancer October 26, 2006

UniS

University of Surrey, (Guildfrod)

I posted this coz someone else tagged UniS

by Last Chancer October 24, 2006

listerine

'Modern Cockney' meaning ani american. Ryming slang for an American is 'septic tank' (yank) and Listerine is aniseptic so... yeah.

Guy in Market: I'm no listerine!

by Last Chancer October 24, 2006

fiver

A written parody that is a five minute version of the tv show/ movie/ game etc. Can be written by a single person or as part of a group and popularised by certain fandom related websites.

Katy: You seen the new OC fiver?
Liz: LOL of course! >insert quote<

by Last Chancer October 24, 2006

dappy

Used to descripe a girl who is a bit dippy but also a bit mad or eccentric. Friendly mild insult.

Emily: So I locked my housekey in my locker again..
Jas: Your so dappy!

by Last Chancer October 23, 2006