Definitions by Laser Potato

biscuit 

1. A small cake of shortened bread leavened with baking powder or soda.

2. A thin, crisp cracker or cookie. (British)

3. A kind of unraised bread formed into flat cakes, and bakes hard, ie ship biscuit, sea biscuit.

1. I'm gonna have some biscuits and gravy.

2. Biscuits and *WHAT?!*

3. I'm don't even bother to eat 'em anymore. I just use 'em to patch up the boat.

biscuit by Laser Potato August 24, 2004

pigeon 

A mostly brainless ball of fat and feathers that poops on everything. Can be trained, but why?

Stupid pigeon pooped on my car!

pigeon by Laser Potato August 23, 2004

hummingbird 

Shiny, tiny little birds that occasionally hurl themselves into garages and die for some reason. They exist entirely on sugar and drink about half thier weight every day-jesus Christ, no wonder they're so hyper.

Look! It's a hummingbird!

Where?

There!

You missed it!

DAMN!

hummingbird by Laser Potato August 21, 2004

pear tree 

Where the partridge goes. Also, the trees they plant all over my neighborhood with flowers that bloom in the spring that look nice but SMELL HORRIBLE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!
.....
Okay, I'm better now.

These pear tree blossoms smell like cat piss!

pear tree by Laser Potato August 21, 2004