Larstait's definitions

sordid

Dirty, Filthy

What a morally sordid young man

by larstait October 12, 2003

mitigate

To palliate, extenuate, alleviate, lessen, diminish. To become lower or lessen in degree.

The mitigating circumstances were great to be avoided.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

astute

Crafty.

Architecture for the astute.

by LarstaiT November 7, 2003

lavish

Profuse, overabundance, much.

The lavish bloodspray painted the canvas of the bathroom floor.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Palantiri

The Stones of Seeing; powerful crystalline globes that enabled their users to witness events and communicate with one another over great distances. Seven of these were brought to Middle-earth by Elendil.

by Larstait November 5, 2003

Tommy Boy

The most extravagantly fantastic and outrageously stupid character played by wordChris Farley/word, also the title of the movie he is from. It came out in 1995 and instantly became and remains to be one of the funniest movies in existance.

**TOMMY's open M&M bag slides into RICHARD's car's A/C vent on the dash, when RICHARD takes a hard right**

RICHARD: Ohh No! That sounds great! Wow that's really gonna UP the re-sale value!!

TOMMY: I think we're gonna be ok. They have a thin candy shell. Hmph! Surprised you didn't know that.

RICHARD: I think your HEAD has a thin candy shell!

TOMMY:Y-your head has the sh- sh..shell on it.

RICHARD: Are you talking?

TOMMY: Shut up, Richard!

by larstait October 29, 2003

Three-letter Agencies

The federal agencies comprised of three letters.

Usually refers to the ATF (bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms), CIA (Central Intelligence Agency), DOE (Department of Energy), FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigations), IRS (Internal Revenue Service) and NSA (National Security Agency)

by Larstait November 6, 2003