shuck and jive

to try and wank and be cool at the same time.

as chris rock once said somewhere (I can't remember where from) "Ain't no shuckin' and jivin'"
David: Did you see Lee in the club chasing away all the hotties?

Percy: Yeah man, niggah was shuckin' and jivin'.
by Lars May 15, 2005
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scranton

Titled ( Asshole/Armpit ) of the country. Lots of coal, stupid people, some decent restraunts and things to do. Some good things came out of scranton. Scranton is better than hazleton, glen lyon , tamaqua but far from good place to live.
Lets go to scranton and go to the stupid bar pool hall

Home of the steamtown mall
by lars February 25, 2005
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swaggart

Term commonly and excessively used by John B. referring to any person/object within yelling distance. Meaning useless piece of fuck, little shit head, assface, etc.
"Fuckin' cocksucking piece of shit toilet. What a swaggart!" -John B.
by Lars November 14, 2004
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Helicoptering

When a soldier jacks off in his bunk at night.
Paul was helicoptering and it kept me up all last night.
by Lars March 11, 2005
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by lars April 07, 2003
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Manologue

When a man goes off on a monologue rather than lending space for diverse conversations to ensue.
At the meeting Tuesday I brought up the issue of what happened over the weekend and Tod went off on a manologue, not allowing any room for conversation.
by Lars April 29, 2021
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