dead mom jokes

Unlike mom jokes, these jokes are not funny. Especially if the death has been recent.
However, if you have someone that does not know that the mom is dead, and they make jokes all the time, thinking they are the funniest person ever. It is funny to laugh at them.

mat fourneir -Sex with your mom last night was bad!
holly- what?
mat- she was stiff as a board

by Larry April 14, 2004

miltf

mum i like to fuck orginated from, american pie.

also as braunys mum

u-oi braun man ya mums a miltf
braun-fuck you man your dead

by larry May 24, 2004

fo shizzle

For Sure; derived from the Oakland bay area. It is a language code, like pig-latin. Popularized by Snoop Dogg.

Oh whattup my nizzle, this party is gonna be off the hizzle, fo shizzle.

by Larry March 15, 2005

parallel

a chick with no tits or booty, thus if checked out from the side, you can draw two lines that don't intersect at any point prior or any point in the future.

Damn that chick got no tits or ass! That chick be parallel.

by larry January 02, 2004

binghamton

Hick Mecca

People in Hancock, Upstate (yes I'm not even giving them the dignity of having 'New York' after their town, I'm from the city) think that Binghamton is a big city.

by Larry February 28, 2004

evil

#1. Word used to describe something that is the exact opposite of good.

#2. Word used to describe someone you really hate because they are much more than just annoying.

#3. Word used to describe someone who has some talent or intelligence or privilage that you are jealous of.

#1. The holocaust was evil

#2. I hate my math teacher so much. She's EVIL!

#3. That is one beautiful piece of artwork, you have so much talent. You're evil!

by Larry April 09, 2004

choking victim

An awesome Hardcore punk ska band from new York.

Choking Victim is the best

by Larry May 17, 2003