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Definitions by Lark Druid

Amber Heard 

When you poop in someone's bed after cutting off the tip of their finger.
Person 1: "My ex screamed at me so I gave them the old Amber Heard."
Person 2: "That sounds like a dangerously toxic relationship"
Amber Heard by Lark Druid May 17, 2022

Saddhist 

Kevin: Hey Kyle?
Kyle: Yeah, Kevin?

Kevin: Have you noticed that Steve has been talking a lot like Pinhead? You know that guy from Hellraiser?
Kyle: oh yeah he's a Saddhist.

Kevin: A what?
Kyle: A Satanic Buddhist. A Saddhist.
Saddhist by Lark Druid February 16, 2022

The Van Schwack Law 

When the explanation for why something is incorrect takes far longer to say then it does to say the incorrect thing. Like when someone like a guy named Van Schwack calls a false equivalency an apples to apples comparison and the explanation takes far longer than one sentence to explain a one sentence mistake.
Van Schwack,"that comparing apples to apples I don't see the false equivalency"

Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "