3 definitions by Laquorious III

Chode Patrol is an elite group of individuals who go to to deepest depths of Omegle and other online platforms in order to rid the online world of internet wankers.
While I had just finished a good hearty conversation with a stranger around the world, I was soon after greeted with the chode of a internet wanker . I sure wish the chode patrol were there to save me.
by Laquorious III January 23, 2019
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A property that likes to inhabit the kitchen and make double chicken sandwich and wants dick in their mouth. They are also physically inferior to males and likes to bitch a lot.
Damn my woman put tofu on my double chicken sandwich, guess ill have to buy a new one.
by Laquorious III January 24, 2019
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One who shows how average can be superior. A person that utilizes quality over quantity to the absolute max.
Typically has a killer bod and a slightly edgy sense of humor.
While I was disappointed at the pictures Brad sent me the night before, he really used his schlong in bed like a real Jeret
by Laquorious III January 23, 2019
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