Definitions by Lapford Mafia

Panic buyers 

Cunts

Panic buyers should be shot on sight

Panic buyers by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020

Honda civic 

Virgins car it can fuck off

That guy has never had sex, he must own a Honda Civic

Honda civic by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020

Bender 

Freddie goodwin

Freddie goodwin is a bender

Bender by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020

KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020 

Kieran is a cool underrated guy! It’s his 15th birthday and that’s sound so hey kieran it’s me have a good day! If you see this send it to the groupchat

HEY ITS KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020 by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

The only cool among us groupchat 

Contains me Ryan Zak jack Tom Cameron and some other cool kids and Freddie

The only cool among us groupchat

The only cool among us groupchat by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

Freddie goodwins IG story 

The most irrelevant form of media attention

Imagine being featured on Freddie Goodwins IG story

Freddie goodwins IG story by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

Tom cooper

Tictac

tictac = Tom Cooper

Tom cooper by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020