Lapford Mafia 's definitions

Ryan Heal

This cool dawg is part of the lapford massive and his two favourite colours are white and green ;). He likes to slip it in the ass with the chicks and doesn’t mind a good pegging himself!

“Why is that guy getting pegged and smoking Weed?”

“He’s a Ryan heal alright!”

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

Panic buyers

Cunts

Panic buyers should be shot on sight

by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020

Zak coward

Just Zak, that’s it he’s goth and white

“Hey who is that guy”

“That’s Zak coward”

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

lapford

Better than:

Chulmleigh

Witheridge

Chawleigh
Bampton
Crediton
Oakhampton
Morchard
And pretty much everywhere else within the atmosphere

“Lapford is better than witheridge because people in lapford don’t get confused between their girlfriend and their sister and fuck their dad”

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

Bender

Freddie goodwin

Freddie goodwin is a bender

by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020

Tom cooper

Tictac

tictac = Tom Cooper

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

The only cool among us groupchat

Contains me Ryan Zak jack Tom Cameron and some other cool kids and Freddie

The only cool among us groupchat

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020