celeron

Quite possibly the worst processors Intel has ever manufactured. It was designed for the sole purpose of creating a processor that didn't cost much. Well whooptideefuck, Intel! Your piece of shit Celeron is so unbelievably slow, any machine that has one in it is instantly branded a piece of garbage, because the very real reality is that Celerons can't power ANY machine, no matter how powerful it is.

Anyone with a Celeron in their computer clearly has no idea what they are doing.

by Lament For The Last Days June 11, 2006

deadwood

Extremely boring tv show that for some reason costs twice as much to purchse on DVD than any other tv series in creation. Yes, let's all spend $200 for the first season of a patheticaly bland, badly acted, gay show with the dumbest premise ever concieved.

Why do I even have to have an example? Deadwood SUCKS.

by Lament For The Last Days September 28, 2006

Slopkunt

The true name of the band Slipknot.

Slopkunt is the worst "band" in the world.

by Lament For The Last Days May 30, 2006

marijuana addiction

Actually, Mr. Mutant, addiction to marijuana is a very real and very serious problem in the United States. Although the drug is not physically addictive, many many individuals become psychologically addicted to it. To outright deny that addiction to marijuana is possible would be downright laughable. Even the most vehement saynayers known deep down that there are plenty of people out there who are struggling with their addiction to pot. I do agree that cannabis is a great medicine, and not a narcotic, but that doesn't meant it's completely harmless.

Marijuana Addiction is in your mind.

by Lament For The Last Days February 11, 2007

alienware

A VERY highly overrated brand of gaming CPU. They're overpriced, and their tech support is non-existent. The company lies to each and every single one of their customers (and non-customers) by falsly advertizing that they will fix any problems that happen under their warranty. NEVER buy anything from this company run by ignorant assholes.

Alienware is for rich people who want to play games but in reality have no fucking clue how to use Windows even to the most minimal extent. Buy a PC from an HONESTLY reputable manufacturer such as HP, and don't get ripped off by Alienware's bad quality merchanise and obscene prices.

by Lament For The Last Days May 20, 2006

gimmick band

You all are in denial. Everyone knows who these bands are.

Gimmick Bands that have made lots of money fooling very stupid people:

Slipknot, Insane Clown Posse, Gorillaz...

by Lament For The Last Days April 24, 2006

marijuana addiction

ACTUALLY "portugee", a real dumbass is somebody who doesn't believe in something simply because they don't like the idea of it, i.e. you and the frightening idea that marijuana is in fact addictive. Yes, there is a difference between crack and cannabis, only a moron would think otherwise, but that doesn't mean marijuana is harmless. You don't have to "suck someone's dick" to be addicted to something. I have firsthand experience dealing with people who have become addicted to marijuana. Do some actual research before you start calling people dumbasses.

We wouldn't have Marijuana Anonymous if marijuana addiction was not an actuality. All the denial in the world will not change this.

by Lament For The Last Days October 18, 2008