Definitions by Lament For The Last Days
alienware
A VERY highly overrated brand of gaming CPU. They're overpriced, and their tech support is non-existent. The company lies to each and every single one of their customers (and non-customers) by falsly advertizing that they will fix any problems that happen under their warranty. NEVER buy anything from this company run by ignorant assholes.
Alienware is for rich people who want to play games but in reality have no fucking clue how to use Windows even to the most minimal extent. Buy a PC from an HONESTLY reputable manufacturer such as HP, and don't get ripped off by Alienware's bad quality merchanise and obscene prices.
alienware by Lament For The Last Days May 20, 2006
jamie foxx
A low brow actor from the '90s who somehow magically became famous within the last year or so. Almost the male equivalent of a Paris Hilton, where nobody can tell why exactly he's famous, he just is. Can't sing, can't act, appears everywhere, and is "popular" all of sudden simply because the media talks about him. Took humanity to an alltime low with his embarassing "rap" about him having a baby on the Oprah Winfrey Show
jamie foxx by Lament For The Last Days May 19, 2006
quake 4
The most visually stunning FPS game to date. Badass in gameplay both single player and multiplayer. Better have a fast machine if you want to run this bitch.
quake 4 by Lament For The Last Days May 9, 2006
gimmick band
Gimmick Bands that have made lots of money fooling very stupid people:
Slipknot, Insane Clown Posse, Gorillaz...
Slipknot, Insane Clown Posse, Gorillaz...
gimmick band by Lament For The Last Days April 24, 2006
freedom of speech
A non-existent ideal created by America but never respected or set in motion. There is absolutely no such thing as "freedom of speech" if the things that you say can be censored, silenced, or even erased. People try to exercise their right to freedom of speech, but no one ever succeeds because there will always be some asshole out there who thinks that you are wrong for whatever reason, and makes it his mission in life to censor whatever you have presented to the public as your opinion. No one anywhere in the world really has freedom of speech.
Say something that even ONE person disagrees with - on the internet, in a magazine, newspaper, on TV, or even verbally - and you get shot down and told that you're "wrong". Did I mention that this is because ONE single person disagreed with you? "freedom of speech" is a joke.
freedom of speech by Lament For The Last Days April 10, 2006
library nazi
Usually a 50 something sweater wearing woman who sits behind the desk at the school library and eyes people selectively, but ultimately to no end. She is the kind of old bag who will tell you to "shush!" because you're talking to your study partner, even if you two are the only students in the entire library. She is a complete contradiction in that the school libarary is a space reserved for studying, and when she is around, she inhibits efficient studying due to her constant and definitely pointless harassment of the students. In short, she's a stupid old bitch.
library nazi by Lament For The Last Days December 26, 2005