Lament For The Last Days's definitions

celeron

Quite possibly the worst processors Intel has ever manufactured. It was designed for the sole purpose of creating a processor that didn't cost much. Well whooptideefuck, Intel! Your piece of shit Celeron is so unbelievably slow, any machine that has one in it is instantly branded a piece of garbage, because the very real reality is that Celerons can't power ANY machine, no matter how powerful it is.

Anyone with a Celeron in their computer clearly has no idea what they are doing.

by Lament For The Last Days June 11, 2006

gimmick band

You all are in denial. Everyone knows who these bands are.

Gimmick Bands that have made lots of money fooling very stupid people:

Slipknot, Insane Clown Posse, Gorillaz...

by Lament For The Last Days April 24, 2006

quake 4

The most visually stunning FPS game to date. Badass in gameplay both single player and multiplayer. Better have a fast machine if you want to run this bitch.

Quake 4 - Prepare For The Ultimate War

by Lament For The Last Days May 9, 2006

library nazi

Usually a 50 something sweater wearing woman who sits behind the desk at the school library and eyes people selectively, but ultimately to no end. She is the kind of old bag who will tell you to "shush!" because you're talking to your study partner, even if you two are the only students in the entire library. She is a complete contradiction in that the school libarary is a space reserved for studying, and when she is around, she inhibits efficient studying due to her constant and definitely pointless harassment of the students. In short, she's a stupid old bitch.

Goddamn library nazi.

by Lament For The Last Days December 26, 2005

deadwood

Extremely boring tv show that for some reason costs twice as much to purchse on DVD than any other tv series in creation. Yes, let's all spend $200 for the first season of a patheticaly bland, badly acted, gay show with the dumbest premise ever concieved.

Why do I even have to have an example? Deadwood SUCKS.

by Lament For The Last Days September 28, 2006

marijuana addiction

ACTUALLY "portugee", a real dumbass is somebody who doesn't believe in something simply because they don't like the idea of it, i.e. you and the frightening idea that marijuana is in fact addictive. Yes, there is a difference between crack and cannabis, only a moron would think otherwise, but that doesn't mean marijuana is harmless. You don't have to "suck someone's dick" to be addicted to something. I have firsthand experience dealing with people who have become addicted to marijuana. Do some actual research before you start calling people dumbasses.

We wouldn't have Marijuana Anonymous if marijuana addiction was not an actuality. All the denial in the world will not change this.

by Lament For The Last Days October 18, 2008

Fag Tag

A rat tail hairstyle. This is the ONLY real definition of the word circa 1990 and has somehow been obscured through internet memeism and a disconnect from traditional idioms and slang culture. Any other interpretation is an ignorant bastardization that bears no resemblance or relevancy to the term Fag Tag. It exclusively refers to a rat tail mullet hairstyle that was popular among preteen males throughout the 1990s. Do not believe fake made up sexual terms that have nothing to do with the original terms. They have been and remain what is wrong with this site. Nonsensical definitions made up for the sake of making up nonsensical definitions.

Don't be an idiot and incorrectly use the term fag tag.

"Hey, that dude has a fag tag, what a fag!" surfer douche pointing at nerdy kid with rat tail.

by Lament For The Last Days February 23, 2017