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lambda variant pen name

Lambda Variant Pen Name wants to keep their identity, gender & sexual preference hidden. Generally LVPN smokes a lot of THC at breakfast of citrus fruit. LVPN believes that a diet of mainly fruits is of the utmost benefit for one’s health, especially if one has Crohn’s.
They had a need to use a Lambda Variant Pen Name to disguise themselves’ !
by Lambda Variant December 30, 2022
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Genius kumtwatwaffle

The Genius kumtwatwaffle is hilarious and allergic to kumquats. Genius kumtwatwaffle is not as hilarious as Kumtwatwaffle. Genius kumtwatwaffle is more hilarious than Super-genius kumtwatwaffle.
Kappa Variant wanted a Genius kumtwatwaffle in one ear, and a kumquat in the other ear.
by Lambda Variant April 14, 2022
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jw community

Job working community of people who work to support their children.
He loved his daughter and was part of the jw community.
by Lambda Variant July 6, 2022
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Super-genius kumtwatwaffle

When your kumtwatwaffle's humour is more hilarious than you are, we call this genius kumtwatwaffle. And if the kumtwatwaffle is based on any number of kumquats, we call this super-genius kumtwatwaffle. A super-genius kumtwatwaffle will make any banana ding dong fit in an ear with well-hung chocolate covered grapes.
The super-genius kumtwatwaffle is more useful than a kumquat.
by Lambda Variant March 11, 2022
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Kappa-variant

Kappa-variant is a special female who has a secret lover. Kappa-variant has been vaccinated against Covid-19, wears a mask frequently, and practices good overall hygiene. The secret lover knows if anyone has intentions of hurting Kappa-variant. Kappa-variant and her secret lover practice safe-sex and a peaceful forgiving way of life.
Kappa-variant innocently whispered “you are awesome” in her secret lovers ear while eating a kumquat.
by Lambda Variant April 20, 2022
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spleighed

When a couple is spleighed, they are totally tired after a full night of loving, where not only the sheets got torn, but also the mattress moved and the Sleigh Bed splayed open & broken.
I feel spleighed after that earthquake of a night with Trader Joe !
by Lambda Variant July 6, 2022
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Nuit Rose

Nuit Rose is when the PIMO goes to his lover’s home and gets spleighed because his wife & children are at her parents place for the night.
She met with Trader Joe for a Nuit Rose at her chalet.
by Lambda Variant July 6, 2022
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