starecrow

a starecrow is a guy who stands on the edge of the dance floor and stares at girls in hopes of being approached by one. Starecrows resemble scarecrows by standing still and not dancing

"Maybe if Justin wasn't such a starecrow, he could actually dance with some girls"

by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010

The Duffy Effect

When someone befriends the handicapped solely based on the fact that they have a disability. The Duffy Effect involves a person who does not take into consideration that their new handicapped friend may actually be undeserving of friendship.

Katie: "I've always been nice to Ryan, but now he asked me to prom!"

Drew: "The handicapped kid? This is a textbook example of The Duffy Effect! That kid is an asshole anyway."

by Lafferty Daniel October 02, 2008

Full Housin'

(v.) The act of drinking straight out of a communal beverage container, usually a half-gallon or larger.

Originating from the popular 90s sitcom "Full House" in which DJ's boyfriend, Steve, was known to commit this act in the Tanner's kitchen, often aggravating Danny.

Rebecca: "All the cups are dirty, and I caught Steve full housin' our gallon of milk."

Jesse: "Dude, what an ass wipe"

by Lafferty Daniel October 02, 2008

joyngous

-adj. something of great size, magnitude, quality, or importance

Kevin: "Did you see that chick's rack?"
Adam: "Yes dude, those things were joyngous!"

by Lafferty Daniel December 30, 2007

refund

slang term for vomit

"Phil refunded his entire lunch in his lap"

by Lafferty Daniel January 04, 2008

hank senior

see blow job. one step above a hank junior.

"After Julie gave me a hank senior, I recreated a map of Hawaii on her face"

by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010

resh

Originating from the word depression, depressing. Usually used to describe a sad or depressing person or situation.

Jimmy: "What's up Mike?"
Mike: "I just watched 5 straight episodes of COPS"
Jimmy: "Dude, that's fuckin' resh"

by Lafferty Daniel April 27, 2007