Definitions by Lady Corruption

Chewing on his shoulder 

Chewing on his shoulder

Poor guy was so high he was chewing on his shoulder and peeking out the blinds for hours.

Chewing on his shoulder by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

Chewing on his shoulder 

When a person indulges too much crystal meth which causes their jaw to involuntarily move resembling the act of trying to get his shoulder into his mouth.

Poor guy was so high he was chewing on his shoulder and peeking out the blinds

Chewing on his shoulder by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

Butterhead 

This explains a female who is physically attractive except for her face/head

Everything looks good butterhead

Butterhead by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

Caddiewhompuss 

Caddy-womp-puss An old Indian word meaning man who carries other man's tools, and can't afford a woman of his own

Women don't want his broke ass, he carries the tools of a better man, what a caddiewhompuss

Caddiewhompuss by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

Methodist

Someone who smokes meth and posts Bible quotes

Person 1: you should try my church
Person 2: no no you're a Baptist and I am a Methodist
Person 1: oh I didn't know you were a Methodist?

Person 2: oh yes indeed I already post too many Bible quotes and smoke my fair share of meth.

Methodist by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

Carpet surfing 

Someone who searches the carpet for shards of meth that may have been dropped.

Person 1: what are you doing? You're not carpet surfing are you? F*ckin tweaker

Carpet surfing by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

Shard sharking

The act of carefully searching an area for a dropped shard of meth

Person 1 here hold this light, I saw him drop a shard
Person 2: are we seriously shard sharking right now?

Shard sharking by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020