The fork and the spoon were in the draw for a few weeks and when I opened it, it was full of sporks.
by LabMom March 18, 2010
Get the Sporkmug. A little piece of dried poop, which, when pulled loose, takes along with it a collection of butt hairs so it resembles a spider body and hair legs.
It's a guy thing. Women do not have ass spiders.
It's a guy thing. Women do not have ass spiders.
When he pulled the crusty bit loose it ripped out a bunch of butt hairs leaving him holding a worthy ass spider in the paper.
by LabMom July 30, 2009
Get the Ass spidermug. A web-whoops, where the intended word was "account" but the fingers were faster than the brain, and the brain forgot to spell-check.
Very bad if you do it in a business letter and do not correct it, leaves the customer wondering: "What's an Aco cunt?"
(Also sounds like it may be a really unpleasant coconut.)
Very bad if you do it in a business letter and do not correct it, leaves the customer wondering: "What's an Aco cunt?"
(Also sounds like it may be a really unpleasant coconut.)
Dear Mr Jones,
We have recently reviewed your acocunt.....Please bring your acocunt up to date immediately!
We have recently reviewed your acocunt.....Please bring your acocunt up to date immediately!
by LabMom November 03, 2009
Get the acocuntmug. What your husband now spends thousands of hours looking at on the internet instead of what he use to look at.
The overwhelming list of applications to choose from, that have taken over the obsessions of the Blackberryphiles.
The overwhelming list of applications to choose from, that have taken over the obsessions of the Blackberryphiles.
I walked in to the office this morning and caught my husband Googling images of "Blackberry". I wish I'd never bought him it. Forget "Golf widow" I am a Blackberry widow. He spends all his time now looking at Blackberry porn.
by LabMom November 28, 2009
Get the Blackberry pornmug. A term of endearment for a pet female Labrador dog.
Generally in use by owners of female Labradors, who wish to display the level of affection felt for such a worthy animal.
(See also: Labradorable)
Generally in use by owners of female Labradors, who wish to display the level of affection felt for such a worthy animal.
(See also: Labradorable)
by LabMom June 25, 2009
Get the Labradaughtermug. British Spider.
Contraction. Since "Brexit", anything starting "British" must now be forcibly squashed into one uncomfortable word to become media acceptable.
Contraction. Since "Brexit", anything starting "British" must now be forcibly squashed into one uncomfortable word to become media acceptable.
Hense, at this time of year (September/October) we see an influx of giant spiders into our houses and they are British Spiders, ergo, there is now a Brider in the bath.
by LabMom September 22, 2016
Get the Bridermug.