LabMom's definitions

Labulous

Contraction used to describe a fabulous Labrador!

I have two Labradaughters they are Labulous little girls!

by LabMom December 28, 2009

Tom and Jerry effect

A strange phenomenon encountered when attempting to cross an empty road, where right as you go to step out hundreds of cars suddenly show up and make you stand there waiting,

Named after the scenes in Tom & Jerry cartoons when they put a toe on the street and millions of cars rush by, they remove the toe and the street is quiet again.

Let's cross over here, I can't be bothered to walk to the crossing and there's nothing coming....(enter billions of cars from nowhere)....uh oh, damn Tom And Jerry Effect.

by LabMom March 6, 2010

Labradaughter

A term of endearment for a pet female Labrador dog.

Generally in use by owners of female Labradors, who wish to display the level of affection felt for such a worthy animal.

(See also: Labradorable)

Asker: Do you have any kids?
Speaker: I have a son and two black Labradaughters.

by LabMom June 25, 2009

Brider

British Spider.

Contraction. Since "Brexit", anything starting "British" must now be forcibly squashed into one uncomfortable word to become media acceptable.

Hense, at this time of year (September/October) we see an influx of giant spiders into our houses and they are British Spiders, ergo, there is now a Brider in the bath.

by LabMom September 22, 2016

Spork

What happens when a spoon and fork love each other very much.

The fork and the spoon were in the draw for a few weeks and when I opened it, it was full of sporks.

by LabMom March 18, 2010

Ass spider

A little piece of dried poop, which, when pulled loose, takes along with it a collection of butt hairs so it resembles a spider body and hair legs.

It's a guy thing. Women do not have ass spiders.

When he pulled the crusty bit loose it ripped out a bunch of butt hairs leaving him holding a worthy ass spider in the paper.

by LabMom July 30, 2009