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Pseudo-typo

When spelling checker fails to pick up an incorrect word because the word, though incorrect in your sentence, was actually a real word in itself.

These require serious proof reading to find, as they won't be underlined in red, however, it's worth doing because they can make a HUGE difference to what it is you were trying to say...
The pseudo-typo is a real word that is inappropriately placed:

Innocuous:
"We all lined up on the star line."
(We all lined up on the starT line)

Disastrous:
"If you do that again, I'm going to come down there and kiss your ass!"
(If you do that again, I'm going to come down there and kiCK your ass!)

Example:
"I wrote to my boss and made an horrific pseudo-typo, instead of saying I'd like to kill him, I said I'd like to kiss him and now we have a date on Wednesday :( "
by LabMom March 1, 2010
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Blackberry AIDS

Any virus that can be transmitted to your precious Blackberry via the evil internet.
I am heartbroken since my trusty Blackberry died of Blackberry aids.
by LabMom November 8, 2009
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acocunt

A web-whoops, where the intended word was "account" but the fingers were faster than the brain, and the brain forgot to spell-check.

Very bad if you do it in a business letter and do not correct it, leaves the customer wondering: "What's an Aco cunt?"

(Also sounds like it may be a really unpleasant coconut.)
Dear Mr Jones,

We have recently reviewed your acocunt.....Please bring your acocunt up to date immediately!
by LabMom November 3, 2009
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Labradaughter

A term of endearment for a pet female Labrador dog.

Generally in use by owners of female Labradors, who wish to display the level of affection felt for such a worthy animal.

(See also: Labradorable)
Asker: Do you have any kids?
Speaker: I have a son and two black Labradaughters.
by LabMom June 25, 2009
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Spork

What happens when a spoon and fork love each other very much.
The fork and the spoon were in the draw for a few weeks and when I opened it, it was full of sporks.
by LabMom March 18, 2010
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Brider

British Spider.

Contraction. Since "Brexit", anything starting "British" must now be forcibly squashed into one uncomfortable word to become media acceptable.
Hense, at this time of year (September/October) we see an influx of giant spiders into our houses and they are British Spiders, ergo, there is now a Brider in the bath.
by LabMom September 22, 2016
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