LaUrEn's definitions

shman

someone who cannot be distinguished as either male or female because they look like both

If you're a girl with a beard, you might be a shman.

by Lauren November 10, 2003

igmo

ignorant mother f*cker who has a tendancy to cut people off in traffic

Did you see that?! That igmo just cut me off!!!!!

by Lauren November 10, 2003

quinkle

n. a quilted wrinkle.

"Hey Sally, where'd you get that quinkle?
"I bought it along with a sewing kit yesterday at the mall."

by Lauren November 11, 2003

anii

The hole on your butt (see also anus) in plural form.

The pig anii were closing in around me as each one shoved their reeking butt in my face.

by Lauren November 13, 2003

Matt Damon

the hottest and most most gorgeous person who ever set foot on this Earth who makes the best movies

Matt Damon is a HOTTIE BABY!!!!!

by Lauren November 14, 2003

Spoof

Defines LB ex. Spoofa, Spoofie, Spoofarific, Spoofaholic, Spoofadelic, Spoofarama, Spoofie-Poo, etc.

She went up and up and then all of a sudden...SPOOF it appeared.

by Lauren November 14, 2003

Ramblings of Doom

The complete and utter genius surpass all that visit this website and I am proud to not understand a word of it. Blame Canada for the discrepancy of this kid!

So we all know that uranium comes from Palm trees

by Lauren November 15, 2003