shotdown!

see SHUTDOWN!

by lauren August 31, 2003

ashing

when your skin gets dry and there is a lighter layer on top (the skin ASHES off)- easily fixed by putting on lotion

"man, i need to get some Jergens- my legs are ashing like mad."

by lauren August 31, 2003

cock in one's mouth

to constantly bring up one's boyfriend/fiance/husband/fuckbuddy in conversation. this gets extraordinarily annoying.

Katy: "Ben and I are going to pizno's Friday...on Saturday Ben and I...do you know what Ben said...Ben and I...Ben, etc."
Lauren: "jeezus Katy, get his cock out of your mouth!"

by Lauren February 07, 2003

old school

if a girls pussy is "old school" it means she does not shave her pubes

"ewww Mandy buy a venus- you're so old school"

by lauren September 01, 2003

girt

leave quickly out of necessity

"i saw the cops so i was like, hey man, let's girt!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

gosh

a word that grandmothers and overly-churched individuals use in place of "god." also fun to use for the sarcastic value; it's equal to saying "I was such a huge fan of N*Sync. they rocked my socks."

grandma: "oh my gosh, you don't attend church every sunday for six hours?! you heathen!"
Lauren: "oh my gosh! what's wrong with me?!"
(as you picked up on, everything Lauren said was sarcastic.)

by Lauren February 06, 2003

Ramblings of Doom

The complete and utter genius surpass all that visit this website and I am proud to not understand a word of it. Blame Canada for the discrepancy of this kid!

So we all know that uranium comes from Palm trees

by Lauren November 16, 2003