LaUrA's definitions

google stalk

To determine everything you could possibly ever want to know about someone (and then some) using the website www.google.com.

Dude, I totally google stalked you... your mom is hot.

by Laura December 25, 2003

jeehaw

crooked; off kilter; slanty

"My glasses are jeehaw"

by Laura January 29, 2005

Wayne

An upper-middle-class Northern New Jersey town of about 55,000 in Passaic County about 20 miles outside of New York City.
Lacking in any sort of downtown so "Club Preakness" (Preakness shopping center) is the place to be.
Full of Jews, Asians, and endless Catholics who forget that Protestants exist.

"Only Wayne would have a Hebrew YMCA."

"I can't wait to get the fuck out of Wayne."

by Laura December 29, 2004

raver candy

Beaded jewlery (Usually made from pony beads that you can find at your local craft store.) worn at raves, usually very colourful.

"I like your candy."

by laura January 4, 2005

turdbrain

a person with litte or no common sense; a lesser form of a human being; someone with a "turd" as a brain

You never know what you're talking about, turdbrain.

by Laura March 11, 2003

TMDD

Too much dick disease leads to death and being a slut. To this date no cure has been found. Symptoms include shorts skirts and vodka.

Ashlee has TMDD.

by laura May 12, 2014

prozac

over-prescribed medicine for anyone who claims to have any mental illness. disassosiation should be expected.

here's some prozac. if that doesn't fix anything, you can always jump off a cliff.

by laura May 5, 2005