Contradiction

The stupidest essay error of all time, and clearly points out that you couldn't possibly know less about the thing you were talking about, unless of course you acknowledge the contradiction.
Adolf Hitler was a cunning philanthropist. He was skilled in painting art, and led the Nazi regime, whose genocide was the leading cause of death for Jews in Europe at the time.

The Bible does not present all accurate information, and contains quite a few contradictions. In 2 Samuel, 24:1, God is the person to tell David to count his Israelite troops, but oddly, in I Chronicles 2, 1:1, Satan is counted as the person to tell David to count his troops.
by LWxxDark Wolf November 29, 2009
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Male Camel Toe

The other side of the butt. If you have a boner and are wearing jeans or some rugged pants, it is male camel toe. If you are wearing basketball shorts or any lose material, like boxers, you are walking the dinosaur, especially if you are jogging.
We're in a room of dudes, and he's got male camel toe.

Euh, gross..
by LWxxDark Wolf January 21, 2009
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GTFO

Get the fuck out.

The actual meaning behind this acronym is beside the obvious (which is to get the fuck out). It is best used in a situation not unlike that of one where a girl or maybe a friend that the rents hate to leave the house immediately, because they are coming home.
Oh crap! My mom's at the door! She's coming in! I'll hold open this window, you've got to GTFO!!
by LWxxDark Wolf January 15, 2009
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SLAGO

Acronym: Stay Late And Get Organized. A term used for people who have a need to stay about one minute late in the classroom after a period bell has rung so they can get all their papers, notebooks, pens etc. together in their backpack.
"Yo, how come you got so late to lunch?"

"My papers were all over the place, I had to slago."
by LWxxDark Wolf August 27, 2009
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Slime

The first creature you kill in Dragon Quest. Number 2 in GameInformer's list of most pathetic enemies. Why does it always smile with big bright eyes? "Probably because it delights in knowing you have to kill hundreds of them every time you start a new Dragon Quest."
Hahaha, slimes are so ridiculous and stupid.

Stop laughing damnit! I have to start a battle sequence for every single one of these and I am pissed about it!
by LWxxDark Wolf August 27, 2009
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1336 + 1

Something underrated.

Deserves the status of "Elite"

See 1337.
That's my friend you're playing with. His gamerscore is only 2165, but trust me, he's such a 1336 + 1.
by LWxxDark Wolf June 05, 2009
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St. Bernardine

A catholic school in Forest Park that resembles a Southern slave encampment in the 1800s. Kids have gym class once a week, and in a lunch room, although the last principal turned down the offer to construct a new gym sponsored by the candy company across the street. The gym wasn't built because there would be a small sign for Ferrara Pan Co. in it. Tons of advertisements line the church, school, folders with graded papers, even on windows, and what difference did the sign make? The company is across the street anyway.

The faculty teach false information, lack teaching skills, and some try injecting preschoolers' arms with AIDS infected needles, because they could not afford new ones.

The gym teacher abuses students, the lunch lady looks like an Oompa Loompa and a mountain troll had sex and she was the result, and they both have secret meetings behind everyone elses' backs. The school has a very poor curriculum and deep lack of funding, although the hundred thousand dollars they received last year was not enough, and are still in debt.

Children are also forced to do at least ten hours of child labor against their will to leave the school.
"Oh God, I'd rather go to a concentration camp than to St. Bernardine!"

"But dude, you're Jewish!"

"What's your point?"
by LWxxDark Wolf January 21, 2009
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