turtle

1. A shelled reptile similar to a tortoise
2. To sodomise any person/thing of same or opposite gender

(past tense turtled)

Damn my ass kills, i passed out in an alley and got turtled by a tramp, i'm such a turtle victim

by Luke May 27, 2006

wiggity-schplork

the act of schplokring (see def: schplorking) on you girlfriend the first time you make sweet love to her.

She got me so drunk that I couldn't stop schploking her. She's just been wiggity-schplorked.

by Luke January 12, 2005

bizmark

First punch the girl in the face till shes bleeding then spooge all over her face and then mix it around with your sauage patty.

While sal was eatting his wheatees, his roomate was wildly giving bizmarks out in the other room.

by luke February 17, 2005

Knocked Up

Pregnant out of wedlock, Bearing a bastard child.

"i knocked up some irc slut"

by luke October 18, 2001

spoif

the sweet secretions of female arousal

carol spoifed in delight when the letters on the countdown board spelt poozle

by luke December 30, 2004

wah

A way to illustrate one's complete lask of compassion for another's misfortune

victim: "Man, I spilled beer all over my pants."

Predator: "Wah!"

by Luke October 20, 2004

awig

see alanwithall,
me: who plays guitar and doesnt listen to hendrix
alan: ME
2 days later his profile says
"'scuse me while i kiss the sky"
he also mooches schwag off people
and puts gettin ready for 4/20 his away thing on 4-17
ALANWITHALLISGAY

alan withall is a huge music poser

by luke April 20, 2005