Definitions by LT Jr

Champ Baileys

Cocktail consisting of champagne and Baileys, named after Denver Broncos cornerback Champ Bailey.

Pour me a Champ Baileys, it’s an Irish New Year!

Champ Baileys by LT Jr August 12, 2026

Wifecel

1. A husband.

2. A man with a wife.

He’s a wifecel, he’s totally given up on other women.

Wifecel by LT Jr August 12, 2026

NJZ

Acronym for “No Judgment Zone,” the phrase written on every Planet Fitness gym to discourage judging, though half of the people there should be judged.

That guy is eating chips between sets and leaving crumbs….i cannot abide the NJZ

NJZ by LT Jr August 12, 2026

Side Fed

When your wife tires of hearing your Federal Reserve opinions and you claim a mistress to talk monetary policy with.

“Saw Dave out with this chick. I think he’s cheating.”

“Nah that’s just his side Fed. They’re just talking interest rates and shit, nothing physical.”

Side Fed by LT Jr August 12, 2026

Israeli Ceasefire 

An agreement that you don't intend to keep, where nobody believes you will keep it, and then you quickly break it and return to the thing you promised to stop doing. All of the time you believe you are under the assumption of a good faith agreement and probably blaming the other party for breaking it.

Dave said that if she cleaned the living room, he'd clean the bathroom. Instead, he bombed the toilet and didn't flush. It was a total Israeli Ceasefire.

Israeli Ceasefire by LT Jr March 18, 2025