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JERRY: No. We gotta go to the soup place.

ELAINE: What soup place?

GEORGE: Oh, there's a soup stand, Kramer's been going there.

JERRY: He's always raving. I finally got a chance to go there the other
day, and I tell you this, you will be stunned.

ELAINE: Stunned by soup?

JERRY: You can't eat this soup standing up, your knees buckle.

ELAINE: Huh. All right. Come on.

JERRY: There's only one caveat -- the guy who runs the place is a little
temperamental, especially about the ordering procedure. He's secretly
referred to as the Soup Nazi.

ELAINE: Why? What happens if you don't order right?

JERRY: He yells and you don't get your soup.

ELAINE: What?

JERRY: Just follow the ordering procedure and you will be fine.

GEORGE: All right. All right. Let's - let's go over that again.

JERRY: All right. As you walk in the place move immediately to your right.

ELAINE: What?

JERRY: The main thing is to keep the line moving.

GEORGE: All right. So, you hold out your money, speak your soup in a loud,
clear voice, step to the left and receive.

JERRY: Right. It's very important not to embellish on your order. No
extraneous comments. No questions. No compliments.

ELAINE: Oh, boy, I'm really scared!

JERRY: Elaine.
soup Nazi by Leo January 7, 2004
to have a good relaxing time, where you can all talk, drink, just basically a chill out session. LAZY!!!
"what are you doing tonight?"
"Im down for the cotch!!"
cotch by Leo January 1, 2004
fet·ish also fet·ich ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ftsh, ftsh)
n.
1. An object that is believed to have magical or spiritual powers, especially such an object associated with animistic or shamanistic religious practices.
2. An object of unreasonably excessive attention or reverence
3. Something, such as a material object or a nonsexual part of the body, that arouses sexual desire and may become necessary for sexual gratification.
4. An abnormally obsessive preoccupation or attachment
1. The fetish was prayed to by many primitive tribesmen.
2. God.
3. Seeing shaved eyebrows aroused the woman greatly.
4. His fetish for death was outranked only with his fixation on survival.
fetish by Leo November 30, 2003
I read that the root is in the word "campare - tirare a campare, to live from day to day" which became gambare and eventually goomba.
"Hey gambari!"
goomba by Leo November 13, 2003
It's an evil laugh, too over-used on the internet
This is really funny..muaha
I'll probably see u in hell as well..muaha
muaha by Leo November 8, 2003

gus gray 

someone who always says "that's just stupid" and "it gives me the shits"
gus gray by leo September 22, 2003

ringer stinger 

a particularly painfull shit, as it leaves your anus ring stinging.
that curry i ate last night was too spicy, i took a ringer stinger this morning.
ringer stinger by leo July 30, 2003