5 definitions by LEBRON
by LEBRON August 25, 2015
by LEBRON February 9, 2005
by LEBRON May 4, 2004
by LEBRON February 19, 2005
Michigan's diaper. A flat expanse, Ohio is the unfortunate domicile to millions of unintelligent mush-heads with no identity and no real home. The inhabitants are borne of a governmental experiment gone wrong that can no longer be dealt with (like social security). They are an abomination genetic experiment to see if a hybrid of Appalacian hillbilly, southern redneck, and midwestern yokel could be biologically viable. Against all odds, they survived and reproduced uncontrollably. A large tract of land south of Michigan and north of the Ohio river was mostly uninhabited. The Native Americans called it the "Land of the lost buffalo" and were originally going to make it a reservation for the pale-faced settlers. Thousands of garbage trucks dumped the experiments in Ohio, where they reside today.
by LEBRON May 8, 2012