LAUREN's definitions

dissed and dismissed

what it sounds like

"man alice just dumped my ass." "for the 10th time! ohh, dissed and disMISSED!"

by lauren September 1, 2003

blooper

A mistake or accident or an embarrassing moment.

Dropping the phone in the sink in front of my new boyfriend was a big blooper!

by Lauren April 27, 2004

biznatobam

A great word to throw at the end of a sentance not normally considered important or cool.

Yeah, I'm gonna go to work now. BIZNATOBAM!

by Lauren April 17, 2003

sloppy diamond

a sloppy diamond involves stimulating the mouth, nipples and penis orally and alternately, usually whilst the ercipient is blindfolded.

I gave my boyfriend his first taste of a sloppy diamond at the weekend. It must have been good because he came like a train!

by Lauren April 21, 2005

Severna park

A place where alot of rich people live and wear pink polo shirts and drive beamers. Just because your poor doesnt mean you have to act it. Get the fuck over it and go back to K-mart.

Me
The severn school
SPHS
White people

by Lauren March 22, 2005

grot

great, usually used sarcastically.

"oh grot." meaning "you're a total fuckface, you wrecked my car."

by lauren August 30, 2003

bad business

too bad

"lost your job? that's bad business."

by lauren August 30, 2003