LAUREN's definitions

PS

Penn Station- yummy sandwich deli bar thing

"i'm baked like a cake- let's go get some PS"

by lauren September 1, 2003

touching cotton

the point at which your bowel movements are so strong that the turd has actually begun exiting the anus, therefor touching the cotton in your underwear

"lets hurry up and get to the bathroom, I've gotta shit so bad its touching cotton!"

by lauren April 25, 2004

O.T.O.T.

on time on target

"if i'm going to do well in school i better be O.T.O.T. this year"

by lauren August 30, 2003

QFT

quality family time, always said sarcastically, since there is obviously no such thing

"my moms new kick is QFT- i'm booked every weekend through march doing craft shows and shit like that."

by lauren September 1, 2003

Toss Up

a girl who trades sexual favors for drugs

"she's so desperate for yay- she's just a toss up"

by lauren August 30, 2003

p's

parents

"i'm having a party this weekend- my p's are out of town."

by lauren August 31, 2003

jugglies

a word for someone so immature that the only definition they can think of is "lolz!" you lamer.

did I tell you about that total lamer that said jugglies and spends his entire life playing online games?!

by Lauren February 6, 2003