LAURA's definitions

jacked

someone has stonlen someting

someone's jacked me mobile!!

by laura June 17, 2004

skidly

rockin boomschmakin coolness

Wow that party was so awesomly skidly!

by Laura July 11, 2003

CNS

Chilly Nipple Syndrome

When i walked outside all the boys heads turned, and their pants tightend... for i was suffering some severe CNS.

by Laura January 22, 2005

mind wank

Basically having a wank in your mind..usually over someone sexy...(but doesn't have to be)...just taking the time to picture them in their sexiness.
Can be done by either gender...woo!

*Warning* May be accompanied by Homer Simpson-like drool noises

E.G 1.)
In HMV watching man perving over a poster of Avril Lavigne

Laura:Look at him having a mind wank over Avril
Liz:Eurgh

E.G 2.)
Liz and Laura(me)sitting down in Rackhams waiting for Laura C(not me) to try on some clothes

Laura:*insert name* is so fit isn't he?
Liz: Oh,I know yea! he would so get it!
Laura: He's just so gorgeous...I think i need a mind wank now!
Liz: Me too!

SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS

Laura: Half naked Kylie on that T.V is putting me off..Dammit!!
Liz: You still having your mind wank?
Laura: Trying to.....Why?
Liz: Because i need a tissue!

*The above examples are purely fictional,as Laura and Liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time*

by Laura December 20, 2003

curly fry

Someone who is attracted to the same sex.

Guy: That dude is so hot.
Girl: Are you gay?
Guy: No I'm straight, straight as a curly fry.

by Laura May 17, 2004

love

Love is a feeling you get when you know you want to spend the rest of your life with that one person.

Brent and Laura are in love.

by Laura February 25, 2007

anaconda

a big piece of shit.

Leslie walks out of the bathroom after an hour. "Anaconda."

by laura December 14, 2004