The nekkade is a decade performed in the nude. This is a freestyle bike trick invented by hecKtor Dangus during the summer of 2009.
For video documentation, Google search the word 'nekkade'.
Do it for the lulz.
For video documentation, Google search the word 'nekkade'.
Do it for the lulz.
Cops to Dangus : "That nekkade was truly incredible, but we're going to have to ask you to put some pants on, sir."
Dangus to cops : "I bet you guys listen to 311".
Dangus to cops : "I bet you guys listen to 311".
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 24, 2009
The liquid contained by the urinary bladder of many terrestrial animals, also known as pee-pee, piss, whiz or number one. In mammals, this liquid is frequently pungent and colored some shade of yellow. Bladder juice can be recycled as a beverage in states of dire emergency, and also for the lulz.
Sometimes when I'm suffering from cotton mouth while taking a piss, I will direct the whiz stream up to my pie hole and take a few sips of my delicious bladder juice.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 17, 2014
Did Charlie Sheen catch the booty cooties?
Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.
Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 15, 2019
An alternate term for baby wipes or wet wipes. While they are most commonly associated with diaper-changing, whores' handkerchiefs are also regularly employed by sex professionals (as well as non-pros) of either gender to facilitate a cleansing of the undercarriage prior to engaging in some form of snugglelingus. While very useful in cold weather when it's too chilly to take a shower; whores' handkerchiefs are also a favorite of nasty-ass lazy folks, people on camping trips and water conservationists alike. WH's can also can serve as a fancy substitute for toilet tissue.
female to Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter, Mary Cheney: "My love, I fear that your washrooms' supply of shit tickets has been fully depleted."
Mary Cheney to female: "No sweat baby, I got an unopened stash of whore's handkerchiefs under the sink. Now you run along and make that gash smell like artificial petunias for Mary...and hey, throw one'o them live baby dolphins into the piranha tank on yer way back, awright? They friggin' LOVE those!"
Mary Cheney to female: "No sweat baby, I got an unopened stash of whore's handkerchiefs under the sink. Now you run along and make that gash smell like artificial petunias for Mary...and hey, throw one'o them live baby dolphins into the piranha tank on yer way back, awright? They friggin' LOVE those!"
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. December 28, 2011
This term refers to the part of one's bowel movement that has been transformed inside the guts from cheese into a harder-than-usual portion of doo-doo. One might be in the ecstatic throes of a smooth dookie session, only to have the brown train interrupted by a cheese plug. One antidote to the cheese plug is binge drinking.
Say man, why do you scarf handfuls of mozzarella every time we make pizza? Nahmean like, how you gonna deal with the cheese plug?
Not to worry, I'll be taking 30 dextromethorphan hydrobromide cough gels immediately after dinner. The resulting shits delivered by those things will blow out any cheese plug.
Not to worry, I'll be taking 30 dextromethorphan hydrobromide cough gels immediately after dinner. The resulting shits delivered by those things will blow out any cheese plug.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 13, 2010
The mark and/or odor that is left on an object after a nude menstruating woman has seated herself upon it.
Regular twat stamps are inherently all but invisible, but they may be easily detected by a person or animal with a keen sense of smell.
By contrast, crimson twat stamps are more distinctive, by both sight and odor.
see also: murder scene
Regular twat stamps are inherently all but invisible, but they may be easily detected by a person or animal with a keen sense of smell.
By contrast, crimson twat stamps are more distinctive, by both sight and odor.
see also: murder scene
Donnie's mattress looks like the aftermath of a Sex Pistols concert due to the excessive number of crimson twat stamps on it. One thing's for sure, he is not afraid of Aunt Flo.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 24, 2008
Alternate term for the Subaru Outback.
The Outback is very popular with lesbian couples, particularly in mountainous regions.
The Outback is very popular with lesbian couples, particularly in mountainous regions.
My straight friend just purchased herself a Subaru Outback.
The lezbo limo sometimes appeals to the straights as well.
The lezbo limo sometimes appeals to the straights as well.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 06, 2021