Kyle's definitions

Alex

Fuck that dude.

Fuck Alex. Turning into the same shit as Fortnite.

by Kyle September 26, 2020

travel

(verb) In personals ads or Internet chat arrangements for casual sex, the act of going to the home of the trick, who is the host.

"I am married, so I must travel to your place."

by Kyle December 6, 2003

Cunty McCunterson

1. A pet name between friends

2. The biggest of all bitches, cunts, hoebags, fuckers, etc.

3. Donna Buchanan

Man that Cunty McCunterson is such a fucking cuntslap!

by Kyle February 10, 2004

Suckfest

Used to describe a "carnival of suckage." Can be used positively or negatively.

Man, my job is so boring it's like a suckfest!!
OR:
I had a huge suckfest with yo mama last night for only fifty cents!!

by Kyle November 2, 2003

miscombobulated

skrew up or disfigured.just plwin wierd

micha is miscombobulated

by kyle September 24, 2003

squaty nacho

When you tit fuck a girl backwards (i.e. sitting on her face) and fart in her face.

"Dude, I was tit fuckin' a chick backwards last night and I blew a fart in her face! Squaty Nacho style."

by Kyle February 10, 2005

Jude Law

Great British actor who nails every performance down. Like Johnny Depp, he's a terrific actor who's attracting too many idiot, MTV-influenced girls who only like him only for his looks rather than talent.

His well-known movies/performances are; The Talented Mr. Ripley, Road to Perdition, Closer, eXisTenz, Cold Mountain, A.I. etc.

Jude Law is a great actor. I maybe a heterosexual male, but I ain't gonna lie, he's a handsome bastard!

by Kyle March 22, 2005