Agnes Irwin

three words: Spread Eagle Village

"she's a whore"
"she's an AIS girl"

by Kyle March 22, 2005

scrumdidlyumptious

1. very good
2. good times

-How was your class sweetie?
-It was scrumdidlyumptious!

by Kyle November 03, 2003

squaty nacho

When you tit fuck a girl backwards (i.e. sitting on her face) and fart in her face.

"Dude, I was tit fuckin' a chick backwards last night and I blew a fart in her face! Squaty Nacho style."

by Kyle February 11, 2005

Sean Penn

One of the greatest actors out now and easily the best of his generation. But his talent is overlooked over his temper tantrums, anti-Hollywood attitude and sour sense of humor. But he's one of my favorites. You can't hate someone you don't know personally.

Too many dipshits base an actor on their personality. You guys don't know them to judge.

by Kyle March 21, 2005

L-walk

the opposite of J-walking. when when you crawl across the street without looking.

lurch had to L-walk across the street because he lost his mo-jo..

by kyle May 17, 2006

Preparation H

Getting a girl horny i.e. foreplay

Damn John. Can't you give me some preparation H before you just go at it like that?

by Kyle June 14, 2004

gateway

A portal between two places or pieces of electronic equipment. Has unfortunately been the name of a computer company who made excellent computers until the Pentiums were launched.

A gateway is used to link a unix terminal to an iSeries box.

by Kyle December 24, 2003