KurtSteinerPL's definitions

unhappy hours

working hours, all the time you spend at work, for instance between 8am and 4 pm etc.

James: How 'bout a beer tomorrow? At "Johnny's" they have happy hours between 4 and 5 pm.
Chris: Sure thing, bro. But first, I'll have to go through my unhappy hours at "Johnson and Sons".

by KurtSteinerPL July 14, 2009

fakebook liker

a fake Facebook profile created to increase the number of likers of a fan-page and interaction on the wall (wall-posting, comments, sharing, liking etc.)

Tom: Wow, you have a nice number of fans on your fan-page.
John: Yeah, right... The truth is that half of them are fakebook likers.
Tom: What?
John: I created fake profiles to boost the number of likers a bit and interaction on the company's Facebook fan-page. I post something and then I log as Tim Doherty, Jen Smith etc. who are not real people, but just fake profiles, the fakebook likers commenting, sharing my post etc. Without them, there wouldn't be any interaction at all.

by KurtSteinerPL February 28, 2012

next door radio

people who live next door to you in a block of flats and watch TV so loud that you can hear every single word very well as if it is your own radio playing in your apartment

Jack: You turned your radio on?
Hugh: No, it is my next door radio.
Jack: What?
Hugh: My next door radio. My neighbours who watch TV so loud that I can hear it through the wall and undestand each word very well.

by KurtSteinerPL January 17, 2012

press rifle

(from PR - "public relations" and transformed into "press rifle") public relations practices from press releases that correct unfavorable statements to complex crisis management when PR specialists and managers need to act like a QRF - quick reaction force, not to leave the incident, rumor, claim or charge without comment, especially when the accusations made by the press (or media in general) are aggressive and require adequate response similar to counter-attack with precise and effective hit on the charge, thus similar to using a rifle;

The agency used the best of their press rifle practices to suppress the media chatter and counter the charges against the chairman of the company.

by KurtSteinerPL December 20, 2012

passer-drive

a person you work with and who could give you a lift to work or home as he/she drives there by car, but does not do it as he/she focuses so much on driving and the road that he/she does not see you standing on the sidewalk and waiting for a bus;

in fact he/she would not see you even if there was nothing around except for the bus stop and you;

sometimes it is done on purpose because the person simply does not give a damn about you standing there and waiting

Morgan: Hey man! What took you so long? The boss asked about you.
Jake: Damn buses and damn Jackson!
Morgan: What?
Jake: Yup, the bus broke down and the other one was to come in 20 minutes. I saw Jackson in his Taurus, I waved, but of course he pretended that he didn't see me. Sorry-ass passer-drive!

by KurtSteinerPL July 23, 2009

Englischeisse

a word, a phrase or a sentence that is supposedly written in English, but is nothing but a huge mistake pretending to be an English word - common in crappy translations (from German - "scheisse" - "crap" or "shit") conducted by people who do not know English at all or know very little;

Mike: Oh my God, look at that toy police cruiser!
Jenna: What?
Mike: They wrote "Justness" instead of "Justice". That'a huge Englischeisse!

by KurtSteinerPL August 27, 2009

celebro

a person who hangs out only with celebrities to get profits from the acquaintance;

Jim won't come with us, he doesn't hang out with people like you and me. He won't even look at you unless you were on the cover of a fashion magazine or something. He's a total jerk and a celebro.

by KurtSteinerPL January 9, 2012