KurtSteinerPL's definitions

mystifixation

an obsessive desire to present even obvious things as mysterious ones and thus making them unclear and hard to understand just to gain attention of the listeners (from mystification + fixation)

I asked Jeremy about his plans for summer holidays, but I got lost after a couple of seconds he started talking, because he made it so confidential and difficult to understand. It's his mystifixation - a desire to make everything, even simple things, look and sound mysterious.

by KurtSteinerPL January 3, 2012

hamburger hill

a huge belly of a fat person when seen as he/she is in a horizontal position - filled with hamburgers and other fast food junk, the belly looks like a hill;

Jeremy: Look at this fatso there, lying under the tree! The guy must have eaten like tons of junk food.
Jim: Yeah, he looks like a hamburger hill from this perspective.
Jeremy: It's a one Goddamn hamburger hill!

by KurtSteinerPL August 12, 2011

avalunch

from "avalanche" and "lunch"; a huge amount of people and orders that come to restaurants, bars etc. everyday during the lunch break, especially downtown where various institutions and offices are situated;

Harry: I'm off earlier today?
Jim: How earlier?
Harry: Earlier enough to avoid the avalunch. Haha!
Jim: Oh, come one, man! You can't leave me with these hordes of office-zombies swarming the place!
Harry: Chill out! Mike is coming to back you up!

by KurtSteinerPL July 5, 2012

veni, vidi, wiki

refers to a Latin sentence "veni, vidi, vici" - "I came, I saw, I conquered" by Julius Caesar - in this case it means "I came, I saw, I used Wikipedia" ("wiki" instead of "vici") and describes a tendency to look for solution to every problem or answer to any question in Wikipedia without considering any other source;

John: That's a nice essay.
Carl: Veni, vidi, wiki, bro!
John: Veni-what?
Carl: Veni, vidi, wiki. I came, I saw, I used Wikipedia! I just typed the topic and I got all the answers. No library, no sitting with books till midnight. I conquered!

by KurtSteinerPL August 11, 2012

erodition

from "erudition" and "eroticism" - a very broad knowledge and skills concerning sex, sexuality etc., which makes one a perfect lover

Jenna: Last weekend I went to a bar and picked up a guy - a nice guy type - good-looking, smart etc. But he was terrible in bed, trust me. He lacked erodition like hell.
Sara: That sucks.

by KurtSteinerPL January 17, 2012

corporat

a person employed in a corporation where he/she takes part in a rat race and whose life is a perfect example of a yuppie-rat's life

Frank: Hey, you know whom I saw yesterday? White shirt, black suit, fancy suitcase, glasses?
Jake: Morgan?
Frank: Bingo! Bastard's a corporat!

by KurtSteinerPL February 16, 2010

skycrapper

a very tall building or any other structure or object that makes it impossible to see the sky as if it crapped the sky with its enormous size;

Jerry: How's the apartment?
Will: I didn't like it. It was big, but all the windows faced a huge building that stood so close that you could not see the sky. I had to open the window and look outside to actually see that there was something more than just this building.
Jerry: A skycrapper.
Will: You bet it was!

by KurtSteinerPL November 8, 2011