KurtSteinerPL's definitions
a design that is considered cool only because someone famous with the supposed authority called it "cool" and used it, but is in fact crappy, cheap, totally not cool, something that you will not use even for all the money in the world (comes from the word "design" and "scheisse" - a German word for "crap" or "shit");
Joe: Have you seen Jody's new aparment?
Phil: No. How does it look like?
Joe: If you ask me, it's a totall descheiss - I wonder where the hell were her eyes and brain when she was hiring that crazy designer and she was choosing this particular design, recommended by some spoilt celebrity with no taste.
Phil: Wow, it must be really crappy!
Phil: No. How does it look like?
Joe: If you ask me, it's a totall descheiss - I wonder where the hell were her eyes and brain when she was hiring that crazy designer and she was choosing this particular design, recommended by some spoilt celebrity with no taste.
Phil: Wow, it must be really crappy!
by KurtSteinerPL October 7, 2009
Get the descheissmug. to translate e.g. documents in large numbers for someone who clearly overuses his/her authority and position in the company by giving you things he/she could translate by himself/herself
Anita: Busy? What are you doing?
Tony: I've just learnt that my job is also to translate or I should say: translave. So I'm translaving this moron's presentation. It is so basic that he could do it by himself, but of course - he has his people to do it. I hate the fact that I can speak Spanish.
Tony: I've just learnt that my job is also to translate or I should say: translave. So I'm translaving this moron's presentation. It is so basic that he could do it by himself, but of course - he has his people to do it. I hate the fact that I can speak Spanish.
by KurtSteinerPL July 21, 2009
Get the translavemug. by KurtSteinerPL August 20, 2011
Get the celebritonmug. James: Oh damn! You have no shame, man!
Ben: What?
James: You shouldn't have eaten those beans, man! You wanna kill us? Oh, what a stench! It's a bloody fartmageddon you're doing here!
Ben: What?
James: You shouldn't have eaten those beans, man! You wanna kill us? Oh, what a stench! It's a bloody fartmageddon you're doing here!
by KurtSteinerPL June 11, 2011
Get the fartmageddonmug. a person employed in a corporation where he/she takes part in a rat race and whose life is a perfect example of a yuppie-rat's life
Frank: Hey, you know whom I saw yesterday? White shirt, black suit, fancy suitcase, glasses?
Jake: Morgan?
Frank: Bingo! Bastard's a corporat!
Jake: Morgan?
Frank: Bingo! Bastard's a corporat!
by KurtSteinerPL February 16, 2010
Get the corporatmug. from "cocksucker" and "corporation"; refers to a person in the corporation - usually a superior (particularly from top-managment) or another employee with "good connections" who makes other people's lives miserable, messes up someone's good work, steals ideas and presents them as his/her own, gives illogical tasks and apart from taking money does nothing.
Jim: This new marketing fella was supposed to be our manager, but all he does is playing with his iPhone or giving me things to do that make no sense. Not to mention his lack of respect for people who has been working here for ages and who could have been his bosses with their experience in the field.
Brian: Yeah, a real corpsucker. Screw him!
Brian: Yeah, a real corpsucker. Screw him!
by KurtSteinerPL June 28, 2012
Get the corpsuckermug. Tom: Any messages from J.D.?
Frank: Yeah, one messyge only.
Tom: Messyge?
Frank: Yeah, we're goint to face a lot of trouble, man.
Frank: Yeah, one messyge only.
Tom: Messyge?
Frank: Yeah, we're goint to face a lot of trouble, man.
by KurtSteinerPL March 1, 2014
Get the messygemug.