Definitions by KurtSteinerPL

corpocrap 

all the things (from e-mails, newsletters to speeches) corporate authorities, especially CEOs, are telling or sending to their employees - very general information, full of cheap marketing and really poor PR slogans, often describing bad things (e.g.closing of the factory in one city/country and moving it another where the cost are low) with nice words (development and cost-saving initiative)

Paul: I heard our CEO had a speech yesterday.
Charlie: Yeah, usual corpocrap.
Paul: Right... we are loosing our jobs and he's telling us about what the company will get when it moves to China.

corpocrap by KurtSteinerPL September 6, 2011

celebriton 

a famous British person, a British celebrity (from "celebrity" + "briton")

Frank: I saw Hugh Grant yesterday in Central Park.
Jen: This celebriton? No kidding!

celebriton by KurtSteinerPL August 20, 2011

hamburger hill 

a huge belly of a fat person when seen as he/she is in a horizontal position - filled with hamburgers and other fast food junk, the belly looks like a hill;

Jeremy: Look at this fatso there, lying under the tree! The guy must have eaten like tons of junk food.
Jim: Yeah, he looks like a hamburger hill from this perspective.
Jeremy: It's a one Goddamn hamburger hill!

hamburger hill by KurtSteinerPL August 12, 2011

fartmageddon 

a fart that is so incredibly stinking and long-range that is seems to be almost apocalyptic

James: Oh damn! You have no shame, man!
Ben: What?
James: You shouldn't have eaten those beans, man! You wanna kill us? Oh, what a stench! It's a bloody fartmageddon you're doing here!

fartmageddon by KurtSteinerPL June 11, 2011

CEO-spam 

letters or e-mails from a CEO in your company/corporation where you can find all kinds of marketing bullshit, very general statements that have nothing to do with the real life and which offend the employees' inteligence

Paul: Have you checked your e-mail today?
Mike: No, why?
Paul: Well, you're gonna have a few laughs as there is some CEO-spam waiting for you.

CEO-spam by KurtSteinerPL April 23, 2011

manufuckturer 

a manufacturer of low-quality products (manufactured in large quantities) that break down easily and/or after a short period of time

ABC-XYZ is a typical manufuckturer - they produce hundreds of thousands of these watches but never give a damn about the quality so you might say that for all of these watches their time comes quite fast.

manufuckturer by KurtSteinerPL July 14, 2010

messageschmitt

an unpleasant and unexpected message that strikes you like a German World-War-2 fighter aircraft

Jordan: He learnt about his brother's death yesterday. He was on a walk with his family, having great time and laughting when he received the SMS.

Hugh: Damn! That was a real messageschmitt!

messageschmitt by KurtSteinerPL June 5, 2010