KurtSteinerPL's definitions

manufuckturer

a manufacturer of low-quality products (manufactured in large quantities) that break down easily and/or after a short period of time

ABC-XYZ is a typical manufuckturer - they produce hundreds of thousands of these watches but never give a damn about the quality so you might say that for all of these watches their time comes quite fast.

by KurtSteinerPL July 14, 2010

fartmageddon

a fart that is so incredibly stinking and long-range that is seems to be almost apocalyptic

James: Oh damn! You have no shame, man!
Ben: What?
James: You shouldn't have eaten those beans, man! You wanna kill us? Oh, what a stench! It's a bloody fartmageddon you're doing here!

by KurtSteinerPL June 11, 2011

messageschmitt

an unpleasant and unexpected message that strikes you like a German World-War-2 fighter aircraft

Jordan: He learnt about his brother's death yesterday. He was on a walk with his family, having great time and laughting when he received the SMS.

Hugh: Damn! That was a real messageschmitt!

by KurtSteinerPL June 5, 2010

messyge

a message that causes a lot of mess, e.g. bad news, unpleasant surprise

Tom: Any messages from J.D.?
Frank: Yeah, one messyge only.
Tom: Messyge?
Frank: Yeah, we're goint to face a lot of trouble, man.

by KurtSteinerPL March 1, 2014

press rifle

(from PR - "public relations" and transformed into "press rifle") public relations practices from press releases that correct unfavorable statements to complex crisis management when PR specialists and managers need to act like a QRF - quick reaction force, not to leave the incident, rumor, claim or charge without comment, especially when the accusations made by the press (or media in general) are aggressive and require adequate response similar to counter-attack with precise and effective hit on the charge, thus similar to using a rifle;

The agency used the best of their press rifle practices to suppress the media chatter and counter the charges against the chairman of the company.

by KurtSteinerPL December 20, 2012

corpsucker

from "cocksucker" and "corporation"; refers to a person in the corporation - usually a superior (particularly from top-managment) or another employee with "good connections" who makes other people's lives miserable, messes up someone's good work, steals ideas and presents them as his/her own, gives illogical tasks and apart from taking money does nothing.

Jim: This new marketing fella was supposed to be our manager, but all he does is playing with his iPhone or giving me things to do that make no sense. Not to mention his lack of respect for people who has been working here for ages and who could have been his bosses with their experience in the field.
Brian: Yeah, a real corpsucker. Screw him!

by KurtSteinerPL June 28, 2012

avalunch

from "avalanche" and "lunch"; a huge amount of people and orders that come to restaurants, bars etc. everyday during the lunch break, especially downtown where various institutions and offices are situated;

Harry: I'm off earlier today?
Jim: How earlier?
Harry: Earlier enough to avoid the avalunch. Haha!
Jim: Oh, come one, man! You can't leave me with these hordes of office-zombies swarming the place!
Harry: Chill out! Mike is coming to back you up!

by KurtSteinerPL July 5, 2012