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veni, vidi, wiki

refers to a Latin sentence "veni, vidi, vici" - "I came, I saw, I conquered" by Julius Caesar - in this case it means "I came, I saw, I used Wikipedia" ("wiki" instead of "vici") and describes a tendency to look for solution to every problem or answer to any question in Wikipedia without considering any other source;
John: That's a nice essay.
Carl: Veni, vidi, wiki, bro!
John: Veni-what?
Carl: Veni, vidi, wiki. I came, I saw, I used Wikipedia! I just typed the topic and I got all the answers. No library, no sitting with books till midnight. I conquered!
by KurtSteinerPL August 11, 2012
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erodition

from "erudition" and "eroticism" - a very broad knowledge and skills concerning sex, sexuality etc., which makes one a perfect lover
Jenna: Last weekend I went to a bar and picked up a guy - a nice guy type - good-looking, smart etc. But he was terrible in bed, trust me. He lacked erodition like hell.
Sara: That sucks.
by KurtSteinerPL January 17, 2012
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celebro

a person who hangs out only with celebrities to get profits from the acquaintance;
Jim won't come with us, he doesn't hang out with people like you and me. He won't even look at you unless you were on the cover of a fashion magazine or something. He's a total jerk and a celebro.
by KurtSteinerPL January 9, 2012
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avalunch

from "avalanche" and "lunch"; a huge amount of people and orders that come to restaurants, bars etc. everyday during the lunch break, especially downtown where various institutions and offices are situated;
Harry: I'm off earlier today?
Jim: How earlier?
Harry: Earlier enough to avoid the avalunch. Haha!
Jim: Oh, come one, man! You can't leave me with these hordes of office-zombies swarming the place!
Harry: Chill out! Mike is coming to back you up!
by KurtSteinerPL July 5, 2012
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manufuckturer

a manufacturer of low-quality products (manufactured in large quantities) that break down easily and/or after a short period of time
ABC-XYZ is a typical manufuckturer - they produce hundreds of thousands of these watches but never give a damn about the quality so you might say that for all of these watches their time comes quite fast.
by KurtSteinerPL July 14, 2010
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skycrapper

a very tall building or any other structure or object that makes it impossible to see the sky as if it crapped the sky with its enormous size;
Jerry: How's the apartment?
Will: I didn't like it. It was big, but all the windows faced a huge building that stood so close that you could not see the sky. I had to open the window and look outside to actually see that there was something more than just this building.
Jerry: A skycrapper.
Will: You bet it was!
by KurtSteinerPL November 8, 2011
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corporat

a person employed in a corporation where he/she takes part in a rat race and whose life is a perfect example of a yuppie-rat's life
Frank: Hey, you know whom I saw yesterday? White shirt, black suit, fancy suitcase, glasses?
Jake: Morgan?
Frank: Bingo! Bastard's a corporat!
by KurtSteinerPL February 16, 2010
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