KurtSteinerPL's definitions

fakebook liker

a fake Facebook profile created to increase the number of likers of a fan-page and interaction on the wall (wall-posting, comments, sharing, liking etc.)

Tom: Wow, you have a nice number of fans on your fan-page.
John: Yeah, right... The truth is that half of them are fakebook likers.
Tom: What?
John: I created fake profiles to boost the number of likers a bit and interaction on the company's Facebook fan-page. I post something and then I log as Tim Doherty, Jen Smith etc. who are not real people, but just fake profiles, the fakebook likers commenting, sharing my post etc. Without them, there wouldn't be any interaction at all.

by KurtSteinerPL February 28, 2012

next door radio

people who live next door to you in a block of flats and watch TV so loud that you can hear every single word very well as if it is your own radio playing in your apartment

Jack: You turned your radio on?
Hugh: No, it is my next door radio.
Jack: What?
Hugh: My next door radio. My neighbours who watch TV so loud that I can hear it through the wall and undestand each word very well.

by KurtSteinerPL January 17, 2012

avalunch

from "avalanche" and "lunch"; a huge amount of people and orders that come to restaurants, bars etc. everyday during the lunch break, especially downtown where various institutions and offices are situated;

Harry: I'm off earlier today?
Jim: How earlier?
Harry: Earlier enough to avoid the avalunch. Haha!
Jim: Oh, come one, man! You can't leave me with these hordes of office-zombies swarming the place!
Harry: Chill out! Mike is coming to back you up!

by KurtSteinerPL July 5, 2012

CEO-spam

letters or e-mails from a CEO in your company/corporation where you can find all kinds of marketing bullshit, very general statements that have nothing to do with the real life and which offend the employees' inteligence

Paul: Have you checked your e-mail today?
Mike: No, why?
Paul: Well, you're gonna have a few laughs as there is some CEO-spam waiting for you.

by KurtSteinerPL April 23, 2011

weekendlessness

a feeling one usually has on Friday in the evening when the weekend has not really started yet, but one already feels so great about the two next days that they seem to be longer than 48 hours

Jack: Weekend!
Mark: Yes, a total weekendlessness! I mean, I know it's only two days, but they seem so great to me that I feel like they will never end. You know what I mean?
Jack: Totally, bro! Totally!

by KurtSteinerPL February 15, 2010

descheiss

a design that is considered cool only because someone famous with the supposed authority called it "cool" and used it, but is in fact crappy, cheap, totally not cool, something that you will not use even for all the money in the world (comes from the word "design" and "scheisse" - a German word for "crap" or "shit");

Joe: Have you seen Jody's new aparment?
Phil: No. How does it look like?
Joe: If you ask me, it's a totall descheiss - I wonder where the hell were her eyes and brain when she was hiring that crazy designer and she was choosing this particular design, recommended by some spoilt celebrity with no taste.
Phil: Wow, it must be really crappy!

by KurtSteinerPL October 7, 2009

corpocrap

all the things (from e-mails, newsletters to speeches) corporate authorities, especially CEOs, are telling or sending to their employees - very general information, full of cheap marketing and really poor PR slogans, often describing bad things (e.g.closing of the factory in one city/country and moving it another where the cost are low) with nice words (development and cost-saving initiative)

Paul: I heard our CEO had a speech yesterday.
Charlie: Yeah, usual corpocrap.
Paul: Right... we are loosing our jobs and he's telling us about what the company will get when it moves to China.

by KurtSteinerPL September 6, 2011