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a design that is considered cool only because someone famous with the supposed authority called it "cool" and used it, but is in fact crappy, cheap, totally not cool, something that you will not use even for all the money in the world (comes from the word "design" and "scheisse" - a German word for "crap" or "shit");
Joe: Have you seen Jody's new aparment?
Phil: No. How does it look like?
Joe: If you ask me, it's a totall descheiss - I wonder where the hell were her eyes and brain when she was hiring that crazy designer and she was choosing this particular design, recommended by some spoilt celebrity with no taste.
Phil: Wow, it must be really crappy!
Phil: No. How does it look like?
Joe: If you ask me, it's a totall descheiss - I wonder where the hell were her eyes and brain when she was hiring that crazy designer and she was choosing this particular design, recommended by some spoilt celebrity with no taste.
Phil: Wow, it must be really crappy!
by KurtSteinerPL October 7, 2009
Get the descheiss mug.all the things (from e-mails, newsletters to speeches) corporate authorities, especially CEOs, are telling or sending to their employees - very general information, full of cheap marketing and really poor PR slogans, often describing bad things (e.g.closing of the factory in one city/country and moving it another where the cost are low) with nice words (development and cost-saving initiative)
Paul: I heard our CEO had a speech yesterday.
Charlie: Yeah, usual corpocrap.
Paul: Right... we are loosing our jobs and he's telling us about what the company will get when it moves to China.
Charlie: Yeah, usual corpocrap.
Paul: Right... we are loosing our jobs and he's telling us about what the company will get when it moves to China.
by KurtSteinerPL September 6, 2011
Get the corpocrap mug.James: How 'bout a beer tomorrow? At "Johnny's" they have happy hours between 4 and 5 pm.
Chris: Sure thing, bro. But first, I'll have to go through my unhappy hours at "Johnson and Sons".
Chris: Sure thing, bro. But first, I'll have to go through my unhappy hours at "Johnson and Sons".
by KurtSteinerPL July 14, 2009
Get the unhappy hours mug.a person who gives you a call or comes to you only when he/she needs a favor and uses the fact that you have a good heart - if he/she doesn't need anything from you, there will be no "how are you?" question or anything, but still this person will pretend that he/she is your great friend;
Bruno: I'm disappointed with my friendship with Alice. I used to believe we were friends, but now I see she's only a favor-friend. It is I who usually starts conversation, who calls, send Christmas wishes, who asks how things are going and so on. She nevers does so. She calls only when she needs something. Sad...
by KurtSteinerPL July 28, 2009
Get the favor-friend mug.a person who has a bad influence on you - it is like a cartoon devil sitting on your shoulder and making you commit sin, crime etc. - from Mephistopheles - the demon in the Faust legend
Frank: What happened to Jeremy? He used to be such a good student and all.
Susan: Well, he started hanging out with this new boy, Jason, a real Mephistofella, that dragged him into cigarettes, alcohol and drugs.
Susan: Well, he started hanging out with this new boy, Jason, a real Mephistofella, that dragged him into cigarettes, alcohol and drugs.
by KurtSteinerPL July 24, 2009
Get the Mephistofella mug.to translate e.g. documents in large numbers for someone who clearly overuses his/her authority and position in the company by giving you things he/she could translate by himself/herself
Anita: Busy? What are you doing?
Tony: I've just learnt that my job is also to translate or I should say: translave. So I'm translaving this moron's presentation. It is so basic that he could do it by himself, but of course - he has his people to do it. I hate the fact that I can speak Spanish.
Tony: I've just learnt that my job is also to translate or I should say: translave. So I'm translaving this moron's presentation. It is so basic that he could do it by himself, but of course - he has his people to do it. I hate the fact that I can speak Spanish.
by KurtSteinerPL July 21, 2009
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1) a task given to an employee by his/her superior by the end of the day (usually 5 minutes before the end of work) with a demand to get it done for the morning next day which makes the unlucky employee stay at work extra hours (rarely paid for) like a moron, because everyone else can go and enjoy the evening and he/she is the one caught to do the dirty work;
2) a person caught by his/her superior 5 minutes before the end of the day at work to do something very important for the next day morning so he/she needs to stay longer to complete the task;
1) a task given to an employee by his/her superior by the end of the day (usually 5 minutes before the end of work) with a demand to get it done for the morning next day which makes the unlucky employee stay at work extra hours (rarely paid for) like a moron, because everyone else can go and enjoy the evening and he/she is the one caught to do the dirty work;
2) a person caught by his/her superior 5 minutes before the end of the day at work to do something very important for the next day morning so he/she needs to stay longer to complete the task;
1) I had to stay at work till 8pm to finish the tomoron my boss gave me. It was a report he needed for the board the next day morning.
2) I was about the leave the office when Mrs. Jenkins, my boss, caught me and asked me to do her a small favour. The favour was a report for the last 10 years. It was something she forgot to do and needed asap. I could not say no, of course, and had to sit there for 3 hours to finish it. I felt like a tomoron.
2) I was about the leave the office when Mrs. Jenkins, my boss, caught me and asked me to do her a small favour. The favour was a report for the last 10 years. It was something she forgot to do and needed asap. I could not say no, of course, and had to sit there for 3 hours to finish it. I felt like a tomoron.
by KurtSteinerPL June 22, 2012
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