Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

recognised

"Accepted", "we agree"

Guns N' Roses were the bomb


RECOGNISED!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Bortsi

(n.) Bulgarian for "Thick-necked". A Bortsi is a bodygaurd, bouncer, bailiff and personal police officer all in one. Since the fall of communism, Bulgaria has been plagued by mafia dealings, and the hard-nosed businessmen have been forced to hire thick-necked bortsi.

Out of the bulet-proof Bulgarian registered Range rover came a real estate guy and three Bortsi.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Flower-Stamper

(n.) A small boy who delights in little else other than crushing every flower in sight to make him feel superior.

Elitist is still a flower-stomper

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Jagwaar

The american pronounciation of Jaguar

I driyvh a jagwaar!


I shot that jagwaar that mauled the kid!


Yoo jagwaar!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

man of blood

A violent man, who prefers action to talking.

Should some 13 year old liberal find the definition for man of blood, they will put "Bush" as an example.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

tittytacular

spectacular titties. usually a pair with huge nipples.

oh my, look at the size of those nipples! What a tittytacular specimen!

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

cast iron cow shit

(n.) slang for the frozen mud surrounding any vehicle parked on muddy areas and left to freeze in over winter.

It's stuck in this cast iron cow shit.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004