Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

current account

(n.) Account that gives little, or in most cases no interest. Holds the personal short-term money transactions. It is a fluctuating account held for either private or business reasons, sometimes at a bank, although in the case of the latter, may be held within a business. Credits to this account are share of profit, salary and interest allowed on capital account. Debits are loss of profit or drawings.

My current account statement from the bank has me overdrawn.

current account by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Gross profit 

(n.) Sales less COGS.

Our gross profit is xx amount.

Gross profit by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Net profit 

(n.) Gross profit minus expenses.

Our net profit is less than 1% of our gross profit. We have too many o/hs.

Net profit by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Little Tin God 

(Idiom) A self important, dictatorial person.

Now psycho bitch has written over 100 definitions, she is behaving like a little tin god.

Little Tin God by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

begging to lose sympathy 

(n.) when someone has milked the cow of sympathy so much that people really don't care.

This person has brought up so many bogus excuses I'm begging to lose sympathy for them.

begging to lose sympathy by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

milked the cow 

(v.) Past-tense of milking the cow.

This person has milked the cow enough, now we shall reduce thier pay.

milked the cow by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

milking the cow 

(v.) To be openly exploiting a situation for personal gain, at the expense of one's peers and superiors alike.

This person is milking the cow of sympathy, I dislike it when they claim to be so hard-done-by.

milking the cow by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004