pikeyfy

(v.) To decrease quality, usually refering to a dress code.

For more information, see Pikey, Ireland, Gypsie, Old spice.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004

Spit or swallow?

Contraction for "When performing fellatio does she spit out the seminal fluid or swallow?".

The first question about every hot chick is whether or not she spits or swallows, whther they be a stud-muffin like myself, or a pencil necked geek like Ian. Ian's a geek!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

birds and the bees

Explaining to children about sex.

girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Father: Daddy plants a seed in mummys' tummy
girl: Does she swallow the seed?
father: Only if she wants a new dress


small boy: What is a masturbation?
teacher: That's a mouthfull for someone of your age
small boy: No, a mouthfulls a blow job.

by kung-fu jesus September 10, 2004

voodoo

A word that can be thrown into any sentance to temporarily confuse the audience.

So I was talking to this guy and *notices audience is getting bored* yea, fuck, nobody voodoo like you do.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

boot sale

(n.) A collection of pikeys selling stolen goods from the back of a Ford Escort in a private field. Also where one can find single mothers selling thier dead relatives' jewellry and dresses. What the lower class British used pre-ebay

I went to a boot sale when I was seven and bought some un-opened (meaning stolen from a shop instead fo a house) toys and a 1984 almanak-style book for 20p. I also traded a pack of mouldy cigarrettes for a Thundercats figure.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004

fake the funk

(v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.


Antonym: Keep it real

I strongly suspect butt licka to be a white boy fakin the funk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

throne mounter

(n.) Slang for a male homosexual. So called because he 'mounts' the 'throne' next to the 'crown jewels'

Rob is such a throne mounter.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004