Kung-fu Jesus's definitions
Hitler awakened a sleeping giant by declaring war on the USSR.
Japan awakened a sleeping giant by bombing Pearl Harbor.
Japan awakened a sleeping giant by bombing Pearl Harbor.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the awaken a sleeping giantmug. What I've apparantley failed to mention, senor jb has failed to correct.
His incorrect and quite preposterous assertion that 'by the turn of the nineteenth century it was already producing more industrial goods than the rest of the world' is very much a joke. How 4.6% of the worlds population, living in 6.1% fo the total land area of the world can outproduce the rest of it is beyond logical thinking. While the united states may have been the country producing the most industrial goods, it was unlikely that per person it was the most or was, as this joker claims, making more than the rest of the world combined. The next coherable sentence (jb sure is smoking something, which is affecting his 'facts' and understandable english. Give me some of what you're smoking!) is about a status quo being interrupted? I'll assume this is a piss poor pseudo-intellectual statement, and that you actually meant I'm angry at america for whatever reason. Elaborate.
And didn't the commies in yugoslavia fund themselves with he marshall plan money?
His incorrect and quite preposterous assertion that 'by the turn of the nineteenth century it was already producing more industrial goods than the rest of the world' is very much a joke. How 4.6% of the worlds population, living in 6.1% fo the total land area of the world can outproduce the rest of it is beyond logical thinking. While the united states may have been the country producing the most industrial goods, it was unlikely that per person it was the most or was, as this joker claims, making more than the rest of the world combined. The next coherable sentence (jb sure is smoking something, which is affecting his 'facts' and understandable english. Give me some of what you're smoking!) is about a status quo being interrupted? I'll assume this is a piss poor pseudo-intellectual statement, and that you actually meant I'm angry at america for whatever reason. Elaborate.
And didn't the commies in yugoslavia fund themselves with he marshall plan money?
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 3, 2004
Get the lend lease actmug. (n.) A person who appears interested in buying your car, but on the day displays any of the following traits.
• Does not show up
• Does not bring money
• Kicks the tyres and complains about even the most minor faults
• Seems to know barely anything about the car
• Offers stupid money (a large amount either side of what you expected)
• Keeps asking if he can part exchange his rusty old Ford for your car, not wondering why anyone wouldn't want it
• Assumes the car is in fine working condition just by kicking the tyres
• Tries to drive a restoration project dozens of miles home with him.
• Asks questions repeatedly, specifically ones mentioned in adevertising the car
• Gets the manufacturers' name wrong
• Asks if you are willing to transport the car without charge.
• Makes a bid for a car placed on ebay or similar without any positive feedback
• Dresses up as, or asserts that they are a priest or mulla in an attempt to pay less for the car
• Is a young driver who just passed his test looking to buy a cheap old car, rice it up, and show off to thier friends. Quite likely to wreck it in a month.
• Does not show up
• Does not bring money
• Kicks the tyres and complains about even the most minor faults
• Seems to know barely anything about the car
• Offers stupid money (a large amount either side of what you expected)
• Keeps asking if he can part exchange his rusty old Ford for your car, not wondering why anyone wouldn't want it
• Assumes the car is in fine working condition just by kicking the tyres
• Tries to drive a restoration project dozens of miles home with him.
• Asks questions repeatedly, specifically ones mentioned in adevertising the car
• Gets the manufacturers' name wrong
• Asks if you are willing to transport the car without charge.
• Makes a bid for a car placed on ebay or similar without any positive feedback
• Dresses up as, or asserts that they are a priest or mulla in an attempt to pay less for the car
• Is a young driver who just passed his test looking to buy a cheap old car, rice it up, and show off to thier friends. Quite likely to wreck it in a month.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
Get the tyre kickermug. These are the other definitions containing this term:
protest warrior
pinko
prowar protestor
antiwar protestor
Tamim
bill clinton
diplomacy
Appeasement is a stupid liberal idea that war can be prevented by giving the enemy what it wants to start with. basically, save them the trouble by pussying around.
protest warrior
pinko
prowar protestor
antiwar protestor
Tamim
bill clinton
diplomacy
Appeasement is a stupid liberal idea that war can be prevented by giving the enemy what it wants to start with. basically, save them the trouble by pussying around.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the appeasementmug. Someone who is chic whilst looking as if they were about to go off for two days of getting boned the fuck out of.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004
Get the dirty weekend chicmug. a) n. a pill that causes hyperactivity in the male reproductive organs
b) n. a female with the same effect.
b) n. a female with the same effect.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
Get the viagramug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2006
Get the billy-clubmug.