Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

Prang

(v.) To badly damage. Usually in reference a forceful car crash, often resulting in a write off.

I pranged your car.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

evening of his life

Someone in old age.

We wouldn't want to see him made redundant in the evening of his life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

Positive to a fault

(adj.) To be overly optimistic to the point where one cannot be bothered to sort out the problems, leading to failure through neglect.

She thinks she's a good driver, but she's positive to a fault. She drives while putting on her lipstick. She's about to crash.....



Okay she's unconcious. Time to score some head!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

lifer

(n.) A prisnoer who has been ordered to spend life in prison.

Murderer! Murderer! OJ should at least be a lifer!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

hey, it's the pie fucker!

Phrase to annoy Jason Biggs. He dislikes it because it ignores his other movies such as loser, boys and girls etc.

It always come back to that stupid pie. I'm haunted by it.


Dude... you stuck your dick in a pie....

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

pringle tube

A penis of equal size to a pringle can.

I have a pringle tube.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

red cross

A renowned charity that actively participates in helping those affected by war and famine.

"Give to the Red Cross"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004