Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

Fang

(n.) A long canine tooth, used to suck blood, apparantly.

People with fangs are losers.



Eliturk bought soem fangs.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

sadism

Origin: Derived from the marquis de sade

Function (n.) one who derives sexual pleasure from hurting others.

Maquis de sade was the ultimate sadistic writer.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

something for the weekend

(n.) a condom. Used in barber shops at the turn of the century.

I'll have a shave, a haircut, and something for the weekend, please.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Ride the punani

(v.) sexual intercourse, as famed by Ali G

Me gonna ride da punani!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

community chest

a) In board game monopoly, a selection of cards that are placed in the centre of the board. When a player lands on the community chest squares, they must draw a card from the pile and do as it says.

b) psycho bitch's small boobs.

I landed on the community chest.


Community chest is very flat.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

lunch-break pleasure boy

(n.) Young male who goes into the sanitary area of his building of employment during breaks and masturbates.

Do you think Nathan is a lunch-break pleasure boy? He's always "just having a quick piss".

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

who dares wins

The motto of the world's greatest strike unit, the SAS.

Losely translates as "Stop pansying around and grow some you little bitch"

Is that Thatcher?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004