Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

grassy knoll

Conspiracy-theorists' dream opportunity to speculate over the reasons JFK was killed.

Oh, yeah, I have a theory on the grassy knoll and area 51, it all starts in camp SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP-I-DON'T-CARE.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

i r

purposeful grammatical error meaning "I am"

See i r teh win

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

share and share alike

Distribution of proceeds based on work, but with a slight favour to those who did the hardest work as opposed to the most by time.

Share and share alike, gimme some money, bitch

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

choca

(v.) To perform fellatiot o the point where the giver throws up from the deepthroating. A mixture of "cock" and "chuck-up".


(adj.) A contraction for choc-a-block, Britslang for crowded or packed.

he got some choca


That road is choca in the mornings.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

raip

Alternate spelling fo rape

OMG raipsecks

by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004

torrential downpour

See British weather

I love a good ol' torrential downpour now and then.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

colt

(n.) An excellent tool of persuasion. Best known in python & .45 form.

He didn't want to tell me where she was until he got a better look at the canon hanging from my belt.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004