Definitions by Kung-fu JeSuS

fully loaded

In reference to a large expenditure, such as a car or house, one that is certainly not covered by materiality, this refers to "top of the range".

Por examplé: A car with alloy wheels, computers, television screens, leather seats, nitrous oxide, maybe some groupies etc.

fully loaded by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Amred convoy 

A convoy of vehicles (boats, cars, whatever) that has the goods carry-ing merchant ships in the centre, in as close to a circle shape as possible, while the battlecruisers surround the outside. Should they be fired upon, the more expendable battlecruisers will take the damage, and not hit their own firing from the closest range of all. This shape also means that less "armour" is needed to surround the good ships.

An armed convoy is heading our way, there is an opening at the front, lay a few mines for them. We should hit the goods.

Amred convoy by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

use 

A retarded way of refering to a group. Supposedly the plural of "you".

use 2 cum ova her! I fund sumfin!

use by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

age of consent 

The age of consent is the age determined by the state at which a person can legally have sexual intercourse. For someone above this age to have sexual relations with someone below is considered statuatory rape. Most countries set their age of consent between 16-18, but some in certain countries it is as low as 12, or as high as 25*

*Homosexuality is usually higher.

The age of consent in the United Kingdom is 16, save for northern Ireland, where it is 17.

age of consent by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

sucked off 

To recieve fellatio

I got sucked off by your mother.

sucked off by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

hate with a passion 

To hate <something> with a passion is to really hate it fully, as opposed to greatly disliking it.

Hitler hated the jews with a passion.

hate with a passion by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

I put it to you 

Contemplate this semi-rhetorical question.


Should the fact stated after saying this be true, the author/speaker has won the debate, unless countered by a better instance of this sentance.

Should it be false, it can be ignored.

Politician: I put it to you that you are the worst possible candidate and are a total disgrace to your party.

Ali G: Well I put it to you *pause* that you suck off a horse.

Politician: That is not true. I was walking through fields and fell..


I'll cut it here so as not to spiol the movie for you.

I put it to you by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004